What Muhammad Ali would have thought of Tyson Fury

Definitely one of the most entertaining threads. Cheers, Lads!!!

 

Once and then I remember how absurdly cool Tyson's nickname is.

 

Might have called him Shrek.

 

I actually read this as what an old, retired Ali would make of him if he were still alive today.
And I think he'd consider him a cherry picker, refusing to take on all comers... unlike the big man himself !!

 

Lol nice one, Slash!

 

He'd probably call him something really goofy like Jethro BoDEAN!

 

Fury is tall, and can take a good punch
But he had too much to eat, when he ordered his lunch.
He can sell a fight with his bold words.
But he's been inactive, haven't you heard?
We saw the replay, as he waved his glove.
It was as loose as a worm, he flapped like a dove.
He better not try to lean or shove.
Or he'll be on his back watching me pose from above.

 

Yes. Very possible!

 

I’ve got one.

Tyson, you’re a wanker!

So I’m gonna have to spank ya!

Sometimes less is more but sometimes less is just...less.

 

Tyson definitely has the ogre vibe about him but I have to say that Shrek is somewhat better looking.

Ali could also perhaps opt for the name “Uncle Fester” for Fury, bring a light bulb along and ask Tyson to put it in his mouth and make it light up - to at least prove that Fury isn’t quite as dull as he looks.