What would be the 10 commandments of boxing?

Thou shall not run

 

hmm says... thou shalt not challenge fighters past their prime or in retirement

 

Thall shall wear proper socks.. uh hmmmm

 

If thou talketh **** about thy opponent and then proceeds to get thy ass kicked on a consitent basis, then thou shall shut the **** up permanently.



(cough) Miranda, Vargas (cough)

 

Looks good. ^


And one for the fans; never disrespect a fighter unless he disrespects the sport.

 

1. Thou shall protect yourself at all times.
2. Thou shall obey the referee at all times.
3. Thou shall not load thy gloves with foreign objects.
4. Thou shall not use thy teeth to inflict harm on thy opponent.
5. Thou shall not land blows bellow the belt-line or punch thy opponent on the back of the neck.
6. Thou shall make the agreed upon weight.
7. Thou shall be civil to your opponent post fight whether you win or lose.

...ok i'm faltering on the last few and i don't have the time to finish this.

 

(cough) Mayorga.

Like that one. Very nice.

Follow thine game plan (until it doesn't work, not just the first blow).
Have a "plan B".
Between rounds, listen to thine corner!

 

:good

 

1.Though shalt not covet thy neighbours title, without earning it.

EDIT: **** its already been done

 

thou shall not blame thy trainers for losing

 

Shalt.......hmm correctly used the second person singular conjugation of the verb, shall, used in early modern English.