What Would You Do If You Were In The Club And Mike Tyson.....

I would probably say something, even though I would be the most scared I ever was in my life. I wouldnt sucker punch him, like I would the average drunk guy at the bar that was trying to **** with my women. I would beg Mike to stop, but if he didn't, I would probably just walk away with my tail between my legs. A girlfriends not worth being ****ed up for life, after what iron Mike would do to me after I hit him, no girl would want anything to do with me, my face would look like Cotto2thebody's after he was done with me.

 

Tell him to carry on?

How old are you? 5?

 

Ill stab him

 

Smack Him and walk off.

 

I'd tell her that technically she just made out with Robin Givens and just about every rat in NY.

 

I'd take my gun out and shoot him in the head.

 

Ask him if he wanted to go to a Hotel for a few photo ops.

 

ask to buy him a drink?

 

I'd pull a gun on him or glass his ****ing face and run :bart

 

Get an autograph and take a picture with him then see if he wanted to tag-team her.

 

Thats a good idea, it's not everyday you get a chance to double up on your girfriend with a boxing legend like Tyson.

 

id eat his ******* alive

 

Not my cup of tea, but I guess if you're going to toss a dude's salad, it might as well be a legendary boxer's...

 

I would tell him that they're giving away free burgers at the nearest White Castle!!