What Would You Do If You Were In The Club And Mike Tyson.....

You guys DO realize that Mike Tyson is like...300+ lbs right?

I mean....I'm not exactly sure how this whole thing would work out but there would be a chance you'd see a bloated whale-esque tyson without a shirt on...perhaps even worse.

That sounds like the sort of thing that gives a person post traumatic stress disorder.

 

I'd poop my pants and run away and just keep running like forest gump.

 

Well, if I have to look at my bloated, whale-esque old lady, not to mention my bloated, whale-esque self, I think I can deal with it...

 

Ahhhh well I guess that's something that I didn't account for.

But if that's the case and Mike's standards have truly dropped that far..maybe you should just cut your losses and invest in a match.com profile.

 

You guys are ****in' nuts!

 

Nah. I was just joking a bit, she isn't that bad, although she has put on a couple lbs since we've been together, but I did invest in a gym membership for her for X-Mas, and she knows the gravy train is over until she is back to the acceptable side of 140.

 

:rofl

 

Hey man no need for the story

I was just looking at this from another angle is all

 

Good point, I guess I was looking at it from a huge fan of Tyson's standpoint. It's not like he's signing an autograph for me, he would be banging a girl I love. On top of that, I heard Iron Mike had a monster below the waist, thats all I need, my girlfriend going black after one night with Iron Mike.:verysad

 

Well...I have to imagine a HUGE fan of Tyson would probably wind up jealous of his gf because she's doing Tyson.

No matter how you slice it this is probably a relationship ending ordeal.

 

Not if you're swingers, then it just becomes a good notch on the bedpost...

 

id knock 7 shades of **** out of him!

and tell him that i scored a tony tucker win way back when and he never should have been undisputed champ!

 

Agreed, I think I would be cool with it at first, but once Mike starts laying the pipe down, I think I might get a little mad and want it to end as fast as it started. Your right, I couldnt look at my wife or girfriend the same way again.

 

Id punch him in the face....**** that **** i dont care who it is

 

Actually the question would be funnier if it was Paulie Malinaggi!!! hahahahaha