What Would You Do If You Were In The Club And Mike Tyson.....

I'd break his back...again.

 

i would bow down then walk away.

 

Smash a bottle & sneak up behind him (not the mans way I must admit but he has crossed the line so the `fair` or `brave` way goes out the window) & swing a right hook into his right eye socket - bottle in hand of course.

He`d probably still whup my ass & have both my ears for breakfast but at least Id do more damage than if we went a fair street fight.

:roll:

 

send the pix in to darkcavern and get paid!

 

Crack him over the head with a bottle. Or if I'mma left hook his @ss, I better land something clean as f_ck.

 

Got dayum, Homie! :shock: My girls comin' with me to Y-Town to meet up with you and Hermit before the fights. I'm not gonna have to worry about watchin' yo' ass am I??:blood




But seriously....:blood





:blood

 

Co-Sign...**** him. Like other dudes said though, fair is out the window.

 

check hook em

 

Me and the gf only play as a couple, and she won't be there, so don't worry. :good

 

LoL. You think I'm bout to be in the club just "boxing" with Mike Tyson? Paaaaaaaleeeeeeease! I'm 147lbs, what the hell I look like boxing with a HW ATG? I'mma crack 'em over the head with some $hit and then my boys gonna help me stomp his @ss. If not, and if we in the right club, I'mma shoot his @ss.

 

I would wait till he turns his back on me and then cut his harmstring(s). After he falls to the ground I would kick him in the face several times...

 

In all seriousness...

Tell him to stop if not (assuming I had a bottle) I'd break it and stab the ****. He would be distracted long enough for me to grab her and run.

 

Mike Tyson: But arent we going to take your GF with us?
Jack: Nah she will be fine at the bar, lets go Mike, it will be fun.

 

lol

check hook ko tyson into the bar