What Would You Do If You Were In The Club And Mike Tyson.....

I would tap him on the shoulder, and tell him to refrain from his bad behaviour. If he failed to stop, I would roll up my sleeves and politely offer to take him on under the Marquess of Queensberry rules.

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Sock that fat **** in the cranium..........and then run.

 

I'd hit him from behind with a bar stool, then grab my girl and get the **** outa there

 

I'd tell my girl to relax and enjoy it...and take me an autograph.

 

just yell out 'COPS!' all thugs within the block will run in circles, long enough for you to worm your way out of the club in a most cowardly fashion.

 

and ya you can tell the bouncers mike's been threatening people and to keep an eye on him. then if a confrontation starts they'll toss him out. doormen are paid to fight and maintain security, let them do the job for you.

 

Call Kevin McBride

 

Or film it with a minicam and call it..."Mike Tyson stars in the next Epic Biblical film....."BLACK MOSES"....in this week's episode, he must show the Virginal Daughter of Abraham, the way to Heaven.

 

I bet you also call the usher on people. William Tell.

 

Tell him my girlfriend was Holyfield's girlfriend and watch how fast he can run

 

alright tough guy you can fight tyson yourself, and ill call the trained, armed police to fight on my behalf. good luck with that.