.. in a 10 foot ring. ... No, **** that. On second thought, a cage, so Kermit can't perform any acrobatics.
Please don't give Cintron a payday. Ever. Just have them switch living quarters and let him try that bending at the waist defense there.
Yeah, do that. Of course, there's the very real possibility that Cintron might actually win. You see, despite he's tendencies towards the ridiculous, he is actually a very talented fighter. You may not want to forget that when asking for this.