So Fatass Nipple's now with the same guys who are promoting Tommy Morrison? (Yeah, I know Arreola deserves better than that, but it's the first thing that pops in my head whenever I see him.) "This document contains “forward-looking statements” related to future events. Forward-looking statements by their nature address matters that are uncertain. These uncertainties may cause our actual future results to be materially different than those expressed in our forward-looking statements. We do not undertake to update our forward-looking statements." Yeah... that sure inspires confidence.
I owned an Investor Relations firm for several years. Although that one is a bit "clumsy" in the writing, statements like that are the norm, every company uses them, in just about every press release they issue.