Given the fact we are now about 4 weeks from the date I am sure another bum who is paid to take a dive will be available. Any Latvian bouncers on Boxrec with 25-0-1 records?
Zhang would be the betting favourite if useless boxers with a ranking and unbeaten record are who we're looking to suggest.
Putting him in with anyone risks a ko. At least he could get paid for this one. If I was in his team, I'd take the fight in a second - he'll never be in a bigger fight and he'll get washed before he can build himself back up anyway.
It could be Haye in front of a full length mirror doing a shadow box? At the end of each round, he'll have someone tightening his corn-rows and a pedicure nurse working on his big toes.
great pic for Haye that,someone with a manufactured record like this and his lat two opponents who are several levels below Haye.