Who is the Dumbest Boxer in History?

LancsTerrible · Aug 2, 2011

Not too sure. Ruslan Chagaev comes to my mind, you should always wrap up before giving it one to dirty whores.

Leon · Aug 2, 2011

Joe Louis broke his back for America but was walked all over once his career ended. He had a simple upbringing in the South. The dollars were a foreign object to him, so he had no idea on how to manage what he made.

This is coming from someone who sees Joe Louis as the most or 2nd most respectable boxer.

Beezy · Aug 2, 2011

I don't know if I'd call James Toney dumb.. just super ghetto... in a Rick Ross combines with kimbo slice but smokes a lot of crack sort of way....

USboxer1981 · Aug 2, 2011

Golata

EL CABALLO · Aug 2, 2011

gobblock said: ↑

Pac is dumber than all these guys.
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HIS numerous contradictions have made a very strong case for the "Dumbidity hall of Fame" as of late..then again, all those needles probably don't help to get your regular, clear minded train of thoughts.

Techniques · Aug 2, 2011

Id say pacquiao is the dumbest one

Pax · Aug 2, 2011

i wanna eat his children

T.S. · Aug 2, 2011

LancsTerrible said: ↑

Not too sure. Ruslan Chagaev comes to my mind, you should always wrap up before giving it one to dirty whores.
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That would have been good advice for Tommy Morrison too :-(

Skilletscuz · Aug 2, 2011

"I am many things. I am an animal. I am a convicted ******, a hell-raiser, a loving father, a semi-good husband. You don't really know me."

I can respect a man who's gonna be straight with himself....

this isnt dumb, but an on the mark observation of himself..... that takes strong awareness and intelligence...... and courage

Kid Cincinnati · Aug 2, 2011

Mike's very intelligent. He's just has no formal education and he's got all kinds of psychological issues.

That Oscar doesn't look too bright to me. They don't really let him make decisions over at GBP, do they?

Rob · Aug 2, 2011

Yeah Tyson is actually quite intelligent. I'd have to say Joe Louis as well. he was known for being quite slow, especially in his earlier years. It was covered quite well in a JL documentary.

Bobdigi · Aug 2, 2011

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this

Rob · Aug 2, 2011

Bobdigi said: ↑

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxPO_Z57xg

this
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No no no hes actually a genius. That was a tactic to confuse his opponent!:deal

bRoNeR**a**G · Aug 2, 2011

Bobdigi said: ↑

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxPO_Z57xg

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thats amazing, awkward mother ****er

Thread Stealer · Aug 2, 2011

Here's another "is he dumb or just plain nuts?". Tommy Morrison.

Probably closer to crazy, but maybe he is both.

http://www.kansas.com/2011/02/13/1718652/hiv-failed-career-define-morrison.html

His face is worn and his skin sags in places, but he insists he's in the best shape of his life. He's going to be heavyweight champion again if boxing lets him back in, and this brings up HIV. It always comes back to HIV with Tommy, even over breakfast, so he chops up his $12 steak and eggs and tells you he is the victim of a wild conspiracy.

They stole his career, he says, at least a $38 million contract and who knows how much after that? They stole his good name, too. Made him admit to the world he has HIV. But that was before he found out that HIV doesn't exist. It was invented to control people, he tells you, and he can go on and on about this all day.
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Tommy Morrison figures you won't believe him, but he'll tell you anyway about the time he teleported himself out of trouble.

It was in a dark and shady bar in Springfield, Mo. Daytime. A group of people sat around a table in the back corner, and Tommy instantly felt like he'd walked in on something. He says there was "an overwhelming feeling of evil" in that room, and he knew he had to get out. So he lowered his head and shut his eyes and when he woke up he was standing outside in bright daylight.

"I know it sounds (messed) up," he says. "But I'll tell you what, it happened to me. It's real. But things like this don't work for anybody that doesn't believe it."
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Tommy has spots all over his hands and arms. They're distracting when you meet him. You can't miss them. He blames his boxer puppy. Only the spots aren't bite marks or scratches, and so now Tommy says they're mosquito bites. Mosquitoes love him, he says.

Except it's the middle of winter, and the marks look a lot like the HIV symptom of lesions or Kaposi's sarcoma.

Tommy wants to talk to you about HIV. It's a farce, he says. An invention by a scientist who wanted to make money, a lie kept alive by a government that wants to scare people. He doesn't have HIV, never did, and besides, it's not the deadly disease it's been made out to be.

What he says sounds crazy, but there is an obvious and undeniable fact sitting in front of you: Tommy Morrison is still alive and apparently healthy, 15 years after testing positive for HIV. Magic Johnson tested positive five years before Tommy, but Johnson has wealth and the best medical care.

Tommy isn't broke, exactly, but lives a paycheck-to-paycheck sort of life and says he's never taken any medication for HIV. In fact, he served 14 months in prison for drugs and weapons charges in the early 2000s, talks of past methamphetamine binges, and was arrested on another drug charge as recently as last year. This is not a man who follows doctors' orders.

He speaks with such certainty, such conviction, and even has a negative HIV test from last year to show you. That test has been disputed. It could be someone else's blood, and his name is on failed tests, too. Still, it's hard not to wonder enough to call a doctor.

Joel Gallant is a professor at Johns Hopkins University and one of the leading HIV specialists in the country. He says there are slow progressers, people who do fine without treatment, so Tommy's apparent health "doesn't tell you much one way or the other," and that "he's not cured; that's not one of the possibilities."
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