who should toney fight in his UFC debut?

Do any of you MMA fans really think Toney can do anything in MMA. Toney's 41 or so and presumably never even practiced submissions or ever wrestled competitively (could be wrong about wrestiling but doubt it). He would also have **** stamina for MMA (yes he can waddle around a boxing ring and rip off some effective punches but that's not much compared to defending take downs and submissions and wrestling for position). If Houston Alexander couldn't destroy Toney in an MMA match i'd be utterly shocked. Given some of toney's recent performances he may even have some trouble with some of the young bucks in an all standing affair.
Edit: Toney also can't rely on pure boxing power like Mercer or even Kimbo can (to a degree)

 

Frank Trigg, to make the humiliation as complete as possible.

I'd bet my life on Trigg.

Toquinho with instructions to rip as hard on a heel hook as possible, cripple the fat ass for the rest of his life, and prove a point.

 

Toney vs Dos Santos