Who was the greatest and WHY: Oscar v Tito

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  1. TanstA

    TanstA Legendary Full Member

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    Jack gives handjobs to the homeless.

    To do what Oscar should be doing.... he's just proving a point.
     
  2. TanstA

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    Jack Presscot TKO4 Oscar De La Hoya
     
  3. DINAMITA

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    How about Fernando Vargas then? Ricardo Mayorga?? How about Felix Sturm, ever seen his name anywhere??? How about Felix Trinidad himself? Javier Castillejo???? Any of those names mean anything to you? (here's a hint: they weren't even any of the many men DLH fought that were equal in size to De La Hoya, they were naturally b***** men- got it yet?)

    Or how about the old story about a guy who was tall, but could still fairly and legitimately play by the rules and make the weight, and win titles? No, his name wasn't Thomas Hearns. Nor Kelly Pavlik, nor Paul Williams, nor Antonio Margarito neither. You'll get it soon, just think hard.

    If you are going to criticize a man for playing by the rules, then what the **** is the point of this sport??
     
  4. DINAMITA

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    The homeless don't want a piece of that crusty hate-filled hand anymore, they've been getting genital warts off of it.
     
  5. pasky2000

    pasky2000 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Objectively speaking and I certainly don't particularly appreciate De La Hoya anymore...but I give him the slight edge primarily based on accomplishments (world titles in 6 weight classes) and total number of quality opponents faced !
     
  6. Lance_Uppercut

    Lance_Uppercut ESKIMO Full Member

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    drama queen..... :patsch
     
  7. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    It was actually Tumbo and his girlfriend. His Girl was supposed to do the dirty work, but Tumbo having to watch her do that to me, can be compared to a homeless man watching a fat lady eat a McDonald's Big Mac in front of him.
     
  8. cuchulain

    cuchulain Loyal Member Full Member

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    A gallant effort to wiggle out.

    But in your earlier post, there was only the character "TeTumbo" mentioned as sucking on your little glow-worm. I don't know who this Te Tumbo character is but you referred to him as "he".



    Too late to grasp for a figleaf now, dude.

    Congratulations !

    You're out !!!


    (Will this be going on your Face-book page ?)
     
  9. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Nice try.

    But when I heard the girlfriend cussing him out and asking for her turn, I knew something bad was up. When I left and zipped up, poor Tumbo was holding unto my leg, and I was trying to walk away, dragging him along while he was sobbing, and his Girlfriend was crying for me too!:hi:
     
  10. cuchulain

    cuchulain Loyal Member Full Member

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    I'm afraid it's you, Jack, who needs to hear "nice try !"

    You're wiggling more than Mariah Carey's ass in a Music Video !

    But you can't wiggle outta this, brotha.

    As with Tito's defeat at the hands of Oscar, the evidence is there for all to see and cannot be erased, my man !


    Suspicion abounded when you confessed , nay, bragged, about carrying around a picture of a giant black **** in your pocket.

    But that pales (no pun intended) in comparison to this:


    So you're on record, by your own account, as having come out with a two-dollar male ho !
     
  11. Jack Presscot

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    Hey, it's not my fault, Te Tumbo assured me that his girl was the one who was going to "do all the work" I had no idea he was going to shove her away and pretend he was eating ice cream.

    And BTW, 115-114, 6-5-1, Trinidad W12 DLH. If your Golden Hero had simply fought like he owned a pair of balls, in just 1 round of 9-12, we wouldnt be having this conversation, now would we?
     
  12. bandeedo

    bandeedo Loyal Member Full Member

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    as if cruising glory holes is any less pathetic.
     
  13. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Well, I was just trying to get my damned shoes shined. All of a sudden, Te Tumbo, and some eyeliner wearing, lowrider Vata floozy from East LA claiming to be his girlfriend showed up, and Tumbo said he was down on his luck from the Blackjack tables, and could I spot him a 20 until the welfare checks came in at the 1st of the month. I told him "no" but if his girl was willing to show me a good time, orally, for about 15 minutes, I might have been willing to hand him a few bucks, at least to get a beer or 2. So he told her to do it, and we found a stall with a hole in it. But I had no idea he was going to shove her out of the way, and act like a starving man. When I heard her say "Damn it Tumbo, let me have a turn" I got disgusted, and went into the stall and slapped him across the face, and told him "You disgusting ***, I told you I wanted HER to do that. Here, heres a 5, you two get out of here. But Tumbo started to cry, and he got on his knees, and begged me not to leave them, and I did, and the ****er was holding onto my leg, as I was leaving, dragging him with me. I finally kicked him in the head, and told the girl to get some ice, to bring him to. :deal :thumbsup :hat
     
  14. aj415

    aj415 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Only a thread involving DLH can break down into this kind of ***gotry
     
  15. cuchulain

    cuchulain Loyal Member Full Member

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    Give it up, dude !

    You're now a self-confessed pitcher....


    ...and t's only a matter of time till you're a catcher, If you aren't already. :nono