Why are there no Irish American boxers today?

Lose the attitude, pipsquek. Make sure you keep the fruity language on the cobbles and the docks where it belongs when you're addressing me because I can assure you that you wouldn't dare be so impudent if you were standing here in front of me on the grounds of my estate. You obviously have no idea as to the kind of carnage a pack of hungry beagles can inflict on a man's face.

Yes, Bisping like McGregor is English too. In fact, he's also of royal stock as well, hence 'The Count' moniker, as in Michael ''The Count'' Bisping. atsch

I provide you with clear irrefutable evidence that Conor McGregor is English and you have the audacity to dismiss it. atsch

I guess you'll dismiss this too?

The Times

June 14, 2014

'English UFC fighter Conor McGregor says he's incredibly proud or his English roots and his royal bloodline and that the English peoples should never feel ashamed of being patriotic or embracing their Englishness.

McGregor, who turns 26 in July, said: "I send my best wishes to everyone celebrating St George's Day today.

"I think it's great that in recent years it has become more and more popular to mark St George's Day.

"I'm very proud to be English and I think it is important that people in England can celebrate St George's Day, just as other nations of the United Kingdom celebrate their patron saint's days.

''We, the English-speaking peoples, invented freedom. We gave the world the glorious concept that the law was something bigger than the wishes of the king or the strongest man in the tribe. We taught other nations that the state could be the servant of the citizen, rather than the other way around.

''So why do we now shy away from the uniqueness of our achievement? It’s extraordinary that we don’t want to pass on to our children the fact that they are heirs to a sublime tradition.''

 

No you won't. You'll only behave in an insolent manner towards me from the safety and anonymity that cyberspace provides keyboard tough guys like yourself with. You wouldn't say boo to a goose in the flesh, let alone address me in such an irreverent tone or dare to issue threats at me and try to act intimidating if your snout was within biffing distance of one's fists. That much I can absolute guarantee you and deep down you know I'm right about that. I can also guarantee you that you wouldn't be turning the air blue with foul language and profanity in my presence either. The expression of shock and sheer panic on you face after I've biffed you harder than you'd previously thought was humanly possible if you did would be absolutely priceless.

So you're not even an Irish? lol. Typical belligerent warmongering septic sticking your nose in other people's business that doesn't concern you trying to create a conflict so you have an excuse to flex your military might.

The fact that you're American and therefore obviously of much lower intelligence and breeding than myself and the social class I was fortunate enough to be born into would sort of act as a major hindrance to your chances of trying to sneak a firearm past the vigilant ever watchful gaze of the lads and ladies who do such a sterling job down at UK customs. The only way you might be able to get one past them would be if you were to try and get your obese dumpling moose of a wife to see if she could conceal it in the mounds of blubber of her big fat wobbly gut.

But even if you did perchance manage to somehow sneak one through past them, do you honestly think that the USA is the only place on God's green Earth where people have ready access to firearms? I bet my butler's gun collection would make yours pale into insignificance, never mind my own one. I've probably blasted more clay pigeons out of the air in my time than your wife has stuffed Big Mac's down her gullet.

I'm afraid you're going to have to subscribe to The Times Online if you want access to their archives. Here's a link to their membership page.

http://store2.thetimes.co.uk/?ILC=INT-TNL_The_Times-subscribe_butto-TheTimes-6_26_2013_-69

And predictably you walked straight into the trap I set you like a headless chicken and thus inadvertently revealed your lack of good breeding in the process.

A Count is not a royal title. The English equivalent of a Count is in fact an Earl and it denotes someone of noble rank, not someone of royal descent. How on Earth could you not possibly know that? atsch

In the British isles we cal them Earls, or if they happen to be a member of the fairer sex we call them a Countess
In Italy they drop the U and add an E on the end - Conte. Female = Contessa
In France they drop the U and the N and add an E on the end - Comte. Female = Comtesse
In Spain they drop the U and T and replace them with a D and an E - Conde. Female = Condesa
The Portuguese do the same as the Spanish, although they add an extra S for the female equivalent - Condessa
The Irish also use the term Earl but in their thoroughly unintelligible gobbledygook gibberish language it's Iarla, or the rather apt Cunta. Female = Cuntaois, Baniarla
And in your neck of the woods, aka Murica, they, as they always do with everything, keep it as simple as possible by just dropping one letter - the letter O and instead of just using to describe a member of particular noble rank like they do in other countries, they use it as a collective term to describe all the people of your land.

 

Since when is it 8am in Borneo right now? atsch

Do you even think before you speak?

I hope some ruffians loot your private art collection or pelt your Bentley with rotten eggs you uncouth swine.

 

The link to the article is in their archives all you have to do is sign up. It's not like you're going to have to break the bank or sell the trailer to become a member or anything. It only costs a pittance to join.

I was ''man enough'' to deal with your kind the moment I was born. We used to eat people like you for breakfast during my tenure in the Royal Air Force. I'll send one of my aides over to the US to pick you up in my private jet and fly you back over here to Blighty for your biffing if you like? It won't cost you a red cent. I'll foot the bill for both your journey over here, your return flight back, and your medical bills for your convalescence in hospital when you get back there too. I can assure you I'm being very serious about this. I'm going to take great pleasure in beating you down in front of my hounds for what you threatened to do to them. I take threats issued to my beloved beagles with as much seriousness and severity as one would do to threats against a family member.

And I'm bloody well jolly tempted to report you to the mods for racism for that last post too.

Anyway, I'm off for a pedicure. While I'm gone it'll give you a little time to mull my proposition over.

 

A huge compliment coming from a piss poor troll like yourself.

Like I'm actually being serious or trying to cause offence atsch

Go and chop logs you miserable old drunk slag. No one wants to listen to your incessant whining round these parts.