Why ATG John Ruiz would KO UFC Champ Brock Lesbo by Fantana A lot of the MMA fans here read my brilliant thread and thought it was ****. It was not ****, it was pure fact based drivel from someone who is not afraid to say it loud, UFC is not as good as boxing. In fact, if John Ruiz my all time favourite fighter came out of retirement and went into UFC he would win the heavyweight title really quickly. Sometimes when I am making love to my wife, while she's asleep obviously, I pretend I am John Ruiz and there is a lot of hugging and strange movements going on, you know, I just think my wife deserves the best, and John Ruiz is the best. Here's why:- 1) Don King is a notorious man, and widely considered to be a ****. People don't like him, he talks funny, but he put his money where his mouth is and put John Ruiz in with the best of the best. Golota, McCline, Tynchey Stryder possibly if he were a boxer, Rahman, James Toney, Roy Jones, Tony Tucker, Evander Holyfield. The list could go on and on, if only there were more time. He could easily step into UFC and win it all in one night. John Ruiz's Resume - Outstanding 2) Johns chin is possibly made of some unknown metallic compound, it is harder than steel. His jaw line is also cut and makes his face look handsome as hell, in a non-gay way . Sure Tua "knocked him out" in less time than it would take to lie on your back and blow a malteaser in the air, but it was a freak lucky punch and The Quiet man has improved umpteen times since then. Plus, he was cheated in that fight, it should be a DQ win for Ruiz. Lennox Lewis got knocked out twice and Brock Lesbo can't even punch. John Ruiz's Chin - Immense 3) He smothers the opponent like no one else when they get close in, so they cannot get a decent shot off, which is fantastic defense. You will never, ever, see John Ruiz on one of those embarrasing, deeply humiliating for all eternity boxing blooper reels, except for the Tua "knock out". Defensively, I think he is somewhere in between Willie Pep and John Wayne. He can avoid combat when he wants to, but can go in all guns blazing and **** people up when the cameras are rolling. Brock Lesbo just stands there getting hit and and has no head movement, his big fat arms are his only weapon against an attack, or lying on folk. John Ruiz's Defense - Impeccable 4) His superior strength means he can bull his opponents around the ring, which is why no one will fight him worth their salt. Ducked by Lennox Lewis, who handed in his WBA belt not to fight John Ruiz. Lewis was of course beaten by Rahman, who Ruiz outclassed over 12 action packed rounds. Therefore, Ruiz knocks out Lennox Lewis inside 2 rounds, and Brock Lesbo in the 1st. Brock Lesbo looks really strong, but he probably isn't that strong because if he was strong why is he in UFC and not boxing? John Ruiz's Strength - Inhuman 5) He has great conditioning so he can go the full 12 rounds and never feel tired. He is like a man-beast, a parody of himself, because he is always like "I'm John Ruiz, but I'm NOT John Ruiz, but I am." He has fought tooth and nail multiple times, and in the last 10 fights he has gone the distance an astonishing 12 times. He reminds me of a knights horse, glistening with muscle, his gloves take the place of hooves, and he charges at the opponent, rears up, and pans them. For 12 whole rounds, can you imagine if he only had to fight 5 rounds? **** of piece. John Ruiz's Stamina - Frightening 6) He dumped his wife so he can concentrate fully on his career, instead of letting his mind wander onto sexual matters. This is very important to a fighter. It makes them mean. John Ruiz is mean, but also he has a kind of vulnerability which is why he is so popular among boxing fans. No one wants to see him get hit, but in an odd way you kind of would like to punch him. He's a paradox, that's for sure. A boxer who is as smart out the ring as he is suave inside of it. Brock Lesbo is a coward who only has the mentality to beat up on doors who can't hit back unless swung accordingly on their hinges. John Ruiz's Mentality - Warrior 7) He has a huge right hand which could knock out any heavyweight today with it, possibly even himself. Remember how he dropped Evander Holyfield with the right? What about how he dropped Ray Anis with a right, followed by a left, followed by this blur which could have been any number of punches. When he dropped Otis Tisdale for the final time, as he hit him with the left hook he then crouched down and followed Otis down to the canvas, as if he was somehow moving him with his eyes. It was sickening, but that's John Ruiz. With 4 oz gloves on, Ruiz would be a murderer. How can Brock Lesbo face that? John Ruiz's Punching Power and speed - Ouch! What was that? It was John Ruiz, *****. 8) He's proved his salt by coming back from boxing politics to be the 2 time champion. Not many people can do that, in the fashion John Ruiz has done. Through sheer grit, determination, and skill. Lots of skill. Brock Lesbo beat Mir in their rematch, but who gives a **** it isn't boxing. John Ruiz's claim to be a real champion - unquestionable. Here is a photo of a banner I took to the John Ruiz vs David Haye fight (John Ruiz was robbed) This content is protected Yours in manliness, Fantana
You forgot to mention King also put Ruiz in with the greatest of all time "Sugar" Nicolai Valuev, who would dominate any sport he decided to partake in.
Yeah! He would out play Michael Jordan....run past Usain Bolt, outswim Michael Phelps and outkick David Beckam in a soccer pitch! He is that good!
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