Why Does Danny Garcia Call Himself Swift...???

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  1. Paranoid Android

    Paranoid Android Manny Pacquiao — The Thurmanator booted Full Member

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    Paranoid Android Manny Pacquiao — The Thurmanator booted Full Member

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    For that matter, why does Hurd call himself Swift when he's also anything but?
     
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  3. Paranoid Android

    Paranoid Android Manny Pacquiao — The Thurmanator booted Full Member

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    Is it that weird humor thing where a giant man calls himself Tiny?
     
  4. Olu G. Rotimi

    Olu G. Rotimi Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Swift is in reference to his mind set. He is swift and Quick rather than fast!
     
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    Maybe they were Swift in the amatuers
     
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    Paranoid Android Manny Pacquiao — The Thurmanator booted Full Member

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    Or maybe he's a huge fan of Irish essayist Jonathan Swift. Yes, let's go with this.
     
  7. Octolony shore

    Octolony shore Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Is it because he gets his fringe cut with a ruler and it only takes seconds.
     
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    Dude, there is a YouTube video of a pedo being busted trying to meet a 12 year old boy and he's got the same Legohead...
     
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    Octolony shore Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Never trust anyone with lego hair or a ruler cut fringe. His dad has the same hair cut and he is the biggest ****sucker on planet earth.
     
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    Heavy_Hitter Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Yep, Danny Garcia looks like a typical Jonathan Swift fan.
     
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    Octolony shore Well-Known Member Full Member

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    **** me that is a shocking haircut, he must be a garcia.
     
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    The Garcias blur the line between heaven and hell, forehead and hairline.
     
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  14. It's Ovah

    It's Ovah Boxing Addict Full Member

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    What about someone with a lego beard? Manuel Charr looks like a bit of a dodgy geezer if you ask me...
     
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    This is why he's called swift..

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