Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Paranoid Android, Jun 20, 2019.
He's the opposite of swift.
For that matter, why does Hurd call himself Swift when he's also anything but?
Is it that weird humor thing where a giant man calls himself Tiny?
Swift is in reference to his mind set. He is swift and Quick rather than fast!
Maybe they were Swift in the amatuers
Or maybe he's a huge fan of Irish essayist Jonathan Swift. Yes, let's go with this.
Is it because he gets his fringe cut with a ruler and it only takes seconds.
Dude, there is a YouTube video of a pedo being busted trying to meet a 12 year old boy and he's got the same Legohead...
Never trust anyone with lego hair or a ruler cut fringe. His dad has the same hair cut and he is the biggest ****sucker on planet earth.
Yep, Danny Garcia looks like a typical Jonathan Swift fan.
**** me that is a shocking haircut, he must be a garcia.
The Garcias blur the line between heaven and hell, forehead and hairline.
What about someone with a lego beard? Manuel Charr looks like a bit of a dodgy geezer if you ask me...
This is why he's called swift..