Why does everyone on this site think they have freaky power?

LOL I was thinking the exact same thing a while back and almost posted this exact same thread. I do not have freaky power and will never claim to.....hows that for the truth. I am, however, quicker than grease lightening

 

After RDJ got me to quit my cancer-causing weightlifting, my power has gone through the roof. I've already killed two sparring partners and a poodle in the ring.

 

I had a similar problem, I killed a silverback gorilla at the zoo.

Was an accident though, I was just petting it but my raw power was too much and I crushed it's brain instanteously with contact from my right.

But hey, I guess having inhuman power does have its drawbacks.

BTW, I should rank ahead of George Foreman in that list.

 

I understand your pain. It's come to the point where I'm afraid to walk outside because my heavy hands are creating small black holes. Someday, there will be help for people with our disability. Until then, I'll just have to take it easy on my sparring partner Oliver McCall. I've already put him into a coma twice, and I don't want to lose his services.

 

your disability???
from what ive herd your the one causing the disabilities!
you put chuck norris to shame

 

Norris is a pansy. Fitzsimmons would give him a beating.

 

I have this move called "burn knuckle" that will knock out any heavyweight in history. Look this is a video of me performing it. Look 31 seconds into the video. Godly.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1I1ICx95aPA

 

this one time at band camp.................

 

This is some funny **** I've read so far. WAHAHAHHA

And my most powerful move is: Down, Forward, Back + Heavy Punch.

 

I can humbly say that I've always been sort of feather fisted. I'm more of a volume puncher.

 

They should make this thread a sticky. I'm sick of hearing about freaky power punchers making their unrealistic claims, and all that PSI ****.

 

I never compare my strength to others until I've fought them for myself.