Why Hayemaker cant stop Wladamir?

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by BumOfTheMonth, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. I dont understand this peoples! Okay looks, Wladamir Bitchkot was supposed to have a babychin and was always labeled as the imbecile disgraced and that one good rocketspunch would knock his bottom(ass) out right?

    But but why didnt David Hayeyaker knocking him out!? He landed so much rockets on that babychin! His hardest punches ever he bombed on Wladamir infant jaw! :|:|

    But but you guys always said and promised me if Hayeyaker will land on Wladamir he will KO him! Hayeyaker is so sexsy and flashy thats why I thought he will won 101%!! I lost many many work money betting on Hayemaker KO. He had great odds in britania betting sites! 50/50 :|

    But now I have faith in the great Mormeck who gave flashy Hayetaker all he could handle ever! When Hayelaker had troubles with Mormeck than un-married Wladamir will lose hard! Mormeck is the best and I think he will KO him easylily!:smoke
     
  2. KO KIDD

    KO KIDD Loyal Member Full Member

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    I think Wlads gonna win this fight pretty easily and probably should

    this fight is like Holmes Frazier just a money grab vs a sellable opponent
     
  3. Haye landed two shots at a time at the most! You guys say the fight was boring and then you say Haye landed a lot of punches? Which is it? Haye barely threw any punches. If Haye landed a few clean shots he could have put Wlad down. But,I think Haye is an overrated puncher. The British commentators say that Haye is so strong but,which heavyweights has he knocked out? An old Monte Barett. An old John Ruiz who was killed by Tua 100 years ago in one round. Audley Harrison who is not even very good. Haye didnt even deserve to fight Valuev for the WBA belt because all his heavyweight wins were against old or shot fighters. Imagine if Haye had to fight someone like Jerry Quarry to be able to fight someone like George Foreman!
    Haye loses to both easy.
     
  4. Peril

    Peril The Scholar Full Member

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    Quality mock post, got a good laugh :)
     
  5. Yes Mormeck will outknock Wladamir! Wladamir never felt so much muscular opponent like JEAN. Ever never!

    Wait and see! :smokeMormeck WAR
     
  6. iceman71

    iceman71 WBC SILVER Champion Full Member

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    mormeck is the same size as mike tyson...so he should be as strong as tyson...i dont see wlad getting out of round 1
     
  7. Thats what I mean! JEAN is much more mascular than anyone today! REAL monstrus! single non-panettiered Wladamir is very vulnerable we saw thats in the Hayecaker fight! But why Wladamirs infant chin held up against the big nuclear bombs from Hayepaper! Please explain me!
     
  8. Vidic

    Vidic Rest in Peace Manny Full Member

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    Mormeck actually said, and I quote

    'Wlad has a glass chin and can't take punches, I'm going to knock him out'
     
  9. This is 200% true!! But why Hayecraper didnt destroy Wladamirs toddler-chin! WHY? :| Someone expain this! BItchkos are cheating imbeciles! They have implanted titan mandibles from soviet nuclear camps
     
  10. DavidChao

    DavidChao A contender,.. a somebody Full Member

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    :lol:

    Good wind-up.
     
  11. Blake Rayne

    Blake Rayne Fat Cuban Aficianado Full Member

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    Bad troll is bad.
     
  12. Earl-hickey

    Earl-hickey Boxing Junkie banned

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    to be fair i remember people saying "wlads jab is like a right hand from other heavyweight, wlad will ko haye with a jab" etc etc

    Wlad landed several power punches flush and never really had Haye in any trouble

    it was weird really for two supposed glass jawed ko artists they couldnt dent each other
     
  13. AnotherFan

    AnotherFan Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I know people where disappointed in the fight, but I felt it was exciting because it was so bloody weird.

    The supposed stiff and robotic Wlad headslipped and danced away from Hayes punches all night. :blood

    And the supposed glass chinned Haye took some clean rights from the Wlad and just kept going :huh

    I mean what the hell was going on? Dont they read ESB-threads and knows what are beeing expected of them?
     
  14. chitownfightfan

    chitownfightfan Loyal Member Full Member

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    First quality post I've seen in a while. No offense to the subjective posters, but I've been privvy to som DOOOOOOOOOSIIIIIEEEESS toinite.:tired
     
  15. gdm

    gdm Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    chui sasi padla