Wilder excuse thread

Charles Bronson style lol look up Charles Bronson body paint on youtube

 

"Dey traahna keep us dauwn!"

"Dey don't want us to sukseed!"

"Dey's aahl agginst us!"

These are all, more or less, paraphrases of what Wilder has actually said. Massive persecution complex that boy has.

 

Well that was certainly a bit of disappointment. I respected Wilder and thought he would take this fight easily but he needs to watch the replay of this fight several times with his trainers. He clearly does not fully understand what happened in that fight. I give him credit for admitting he was nervous and abandoned his fight plan. But he needs to realize it was Fury's tactics that unraveled his plans and not solely his own doing.

Sounds like a rematch in the UK will never happen. Too bad. I get the feeling he's in no hurry to square off in front a huge, hostile venue.

 

fury was oppressing wilders ancestors by hitting him repeatedly



Furys body size changed the ring size in a perspective way, so the ring seemed way smaller.

 

LMAO

 

He really said these things?

Jesus how can anybody be a fan of that pillock

 

They’re also pillocks

 

25. I was sparring against stationery opponents coz that’s how my careers been. Fury threw me off when he moved around

 

Stop it! We are talking about the Baddest man on Earth and the Realest Champion here, no excuses will be uttered or indeed needed.

 

I'm not sure Wilder would say that, I doubt he knows what "restricted" means... Then again I'm unsure he knows what influenza is, I bet he thinks flu and influenza are 2 different things not realising flu is just an abbreviation of the word influenza

 

Wilder excuses 101 Continued...

9. “When I said I want a body on my record, I ment a body shot, just one”.
10. “I fogot speak it, belive it, receive it is pure nonsense, and belived it”.
11. “I borrowed my ringwalk outfit from a lad at a bondage masquerade party and the smell of fish and urine was quite distracting.
12. “I was distracted, my mind was on the bondage masquerade party”.
13. “I belived my own hype and forgot about my actual ability's”.
14. “I wanted to draw, I always have ever since I got my new crayons last week”.

 

26. "I wasn't allowed to use my spin-around-myself-to-confuse-everyone attack that I practised in sparring"
27. "I wasn't comfortable because my bodyguard/brother the backpack kid wasn't allowed in the ring to back me up"

 

And still the undesputerable youlliversal champion youlliversally recognisablally worldly boxings championships champions champion....Deontay ....Wilder

 

Yep