Wilder lost the weigh in what will his excuse be?

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Wilder's excuse

  1. My headphones were too heavy.

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%
  2. My Trainer spiked my water so I couldn't talk.

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  3. I had egg weights in my mouth.

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  4. Mark Breland cast voodoo on me.

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  5. Fury took his manhood.

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  6. Was too embarrassed.

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  1. kriszhao

    kriszhao Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Poll on Wilder's odd behavior.
     
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  2. destruction

    destruction Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    The aliens came down from outer space to ancient Egypt and hypnotised his ancestors into inferiority.

    This hypnosis affects him because his trainers are made by Nike, whose lineage can be traced back to the ancient bloodlines of Voodoo spells.

    Also his pinkie finger had a bruise on it and the referees breath was bad.
     
  3. BCS8

    BCS8 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    All things considered the headphones thing was probably the smartest move Wilder could have made. Yeah it was a ***** move but if he went toe to toe with Fury in banter he'd have gotten drilled badly and come worse off. Fury's already in his head, it's probably not a good idea to give him the keys to the house and the control button for the thermostat.
     
  4. First Round KO

    First Round KO Well-Known Member Full Member

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    They should have let Fury be Wilder's alter ego, that would have been comedy gold.
     
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  5. rhin0z>

    rhin0z> Boxing Addict Full Member

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    how do you loose the weighin . lol
     
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  6. Wizbit1013

    Wizbit1013 The Original 101.3 Full Member

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    Esp with no weigh-in taking place yet
     
  7. kriszhao

    kriszhao Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Semantics he lost the presser and looked like a mental midget, they also did the staredown associated with a weigh in.
     
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  8. PhiloBeddo(e)

    PhiloBeddo(e) Right turn, Clyde Full Member

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    How much did Wilder weigh?
     
  9. TheWorstEver(TWE)

    TheWorstEver(TWE) Active Member Full Member

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    Post of the day!
     
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  10. MarkusFlorez99

    MarkusFlorez99 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He's past his prime, thats going to be the excuse
     
  11. DonTyson

    DonTyson Active Member Full Member

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    He felt uncomfortable without his butt plug.
     
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  12. ipitythefool

    ipitythefool Keyboard ninja warrior Full Member

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    Need to add being a big dosser to the list of excuses.
     
  13. kiwi_boxer

    kiwi_boxer Floyd is Canelo's pappa Full Member

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    Same thing as fight two.

    My legs were drained and I couldn't keep myself up. The headphones weighed 50lbs.
    Tyson was wearing illegal jocks and the microphone hurt my blood.

    Rematch ASAP - we're sick of this, we just want a fair fight. TOTHISDAE
     
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  14. Sean weir

    Sean weir New Member Full Member

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    Wilder looks in denial about the whole thing. He can’t come to terms with his ability, and feels humiliated by the things he has said since the last fight.

    Fury does not sound too healthy either. I know his voice has been funny since he was punched in the throat years ago, but it had improved dramatically over the last eighteen months. Now he sounds as bad as ever. Worried about him partying, drink and drugs.
     
  15. Ted Stickles

    Ted Stickles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Wilders excuse will most likely be that the atmospheric pressure was pressing down too hard on his legs which caused a hiccup in the space time continuum, causing his dreadlocks too tighten by themselves and cause a lot of discomfort. The headphones were an interceptor of the sound waves the aliens from Heranus were sending informing him that he was sitting on his nuts again.
     
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