Wilder says he's had 7 surgeries on arm

Multiply the number of surgeries he's had by the number of opponents he's fought with a pulse and it = the number of excuses he's made for his performance in a fight that he ''won'' (''most definitely'').

But then factor in that one of the said opponents with a pulse he's fought was ill (Bermane ''B-Sick'' Stiverne) and had to be hospitalized after the fight suffering from severe dehydration (how many HWs you seen reaching for liquids after stepping on the scales at the weigh in?).

One of the others wasn't on their PEDs, was cracked around the back of their dome with about 300 rabbit punches, and was already pushing 50 when Jack the Ripper was prowling the streets of London.

And the other whooped his ass despite them not having fought anyone with a pulse in 3 years, had been inactive for 2.5 years of inactivity, ballooned up to 400lbs and then had to shift 140lbs of it back off, and seriously abused their body all throughout those 2.5 years of inactivity drinking like a fish, snorting like a rock star, and stuffing their face with enough junk food to give the population of China a collective heart attack.

They'd also been battling depression, suicidal thoughts, ''I wanted to die so bad,'' and came close to topping themselves, and had only had 2 exhibition 'fights' in the last 3 years both of which against scrubs who posed zero threat and wouldn't even have made for decent sparring if you tied your arms behind your back and wore a blindfold.