-Knocked out in the amatuers by a LHW --Put down by morbidly obese Dustin Nichols with a "Check-Jab" --Put down by career loser Harold Sconiers --Built much of he career by beating sad corpses like Harrison and Lyakovich --Brought in personal friend Malik Scott to take an obvious dive --Did not fight the real champ for his "title" but a Don King manufactured Buffet champion --Knocked down by 2 Wlad jabs and out with one medium left hook in sparring --Destroyed and almost ktfo'd by Haye in sparring --Rocked heavily by a Firtha jab --Could not defeat Stiverne as convincingly as Demetrice King --Could not even knock Stiverne down like Rossy --Some of the most shameful opponents for his "title defenses" that the world has ever seen, showing his low self esteem --Rocked by Molina --He did not perform as well agasint Molina as Arreola OR ASHANTI JORDAN, both of whom knocked him out in 1 --Eye busted up by Duhaupas, a French pastsry chef --Sold as a nice guy, but actually spends his time beating up hookers and Charlie Zelenoff, who are ironically his best opponents --Dispresects great fighters like Tyson and Klitscko --Now trying to claim that Fury's courageous win somehow makes him champion. --Avoiding Povetkin like the plague --Seems to be using a new tactic,probably to mask steroid use, of not allowing his pathetic opponents a full camp --Now considering Wawryck, knocked out in 3 by his mandatory, as an opponent --Offered a shot to Adamek, a shot to pieces 39 year old former LHW who is 1-2 in his last three, but only allowed him a 6 week camp. --will likley fight buffet king Stiverne in a rematch before Stiverne has time to recover from a tough fight in which he was put on canvas
You've been copying and pasting this so much, you haven't bothered to change the last couple of points. Lazy
-Put down by morbidly obese Dustin Nichols with a "Check-Jab" --Put down by career loser Harold Sconiers --Built much of he career by beating sad corpses like Harrison and Lyakovich --Brought in personal friend Malik Scott to take an obvious dive --Did not fight the real champ for his "title" but a Don King manufactured Buffet champion --Knocked down by 2 Wlad jabs and out with one medium left hook in sparring --Destroyed and almost ktfo'd by Haye in sparring --Rocked heavily by a Firtha jab --Could not defeat Stiverne as convincingly as Demetrice King --Could not even knock Stiverne down like Rossy --Rocked heavily by a Firtha jab --Some of the most shameful opponents for his "title defenses" that the world has ever seen, showing his low self esteem --Rocked by Molina --He did not perform as well agasint Molina as Arreola OR ASHANTI JORDAN, both of whom knocked him out in 1 --Eye busted up by Duhaupas, a French pastsry chef --Sold as a nice guy, but actually spends his time beating up hookers and Charlie Zelenoff, who are ironically his best opponents --Dispresects great fighters like Tyson and Klitscko --Now trying to claim that Fury's courageous win somehow makes him champion. --Avoiding Povetkin like the plague --Seems to be using a new tactic,probably to mask steroid use, of not allowing his pathetic opponents a full camp --Was considering Wawryck, knocked out in 3 by his mandatory, as an opponent --Offered a shot to Adamek, a shot to pieces 39 year old former LHW who is 1-2 in his last three, but only allowed him a 6 week camp. --Avoided Briggs and Bronco Billy Wright, shot fighters who carry AAP cards --Will fight an unemployed Soccer Hooligan named Szpilka? on 4 weeks notice, and will underpay him, overfeed him and *** him up
Szpilka's chin is made out of wet biscuit. He goes down from the wind of shots from scrubs that your grandmother would lick with a month's training under her belt. His chin makes Wilder's look like a prime George Chuvalo's or Oliver McCall's. That's how atrocious it is. I'd fancy my chances of sparking Szpilka out cold and he's got about 50lbs on me and I've never boxed.
