In 100 years gradpa's will say to their grandkids "have you heard the tragedy of deontay wilder the wise?"
Some close sources from the bomb squad have told me Joshua don't want to go to America because he hates planes. What will history remember when a pompous unified champion bodybuilder don't want to commute, because he don't want to travel second class with Dillian Whyte, lol.
People remember Primo Carnera, right?! Even if Sharkey probably took a dive to make him champ, fans are still talking about him today. Why wouldn't people remember Wilder?!
No but epic sagas will be told for centuries to come about the legendary carnival fat man Dustin Nichols and his earth shattering check jab.
It would be hard to forget the person after whom planet earth was renamed! Everything in the future will revolve around the veneration of Deontay Wilder. Whether your eating out at Mcdeontays, kicking back with a margarita at Planet Wilder or enjoying the latest 7D blockbuster at the local Wilderplex there is no getting away from the greatest hero our species ever produced. And when the day is done, good children everywhere take out their favourite windmill and recite the prayer their parents taught them: Oh Deontay! Wilder be thy name, Thy windmills hum, Thy career is done, Give us this day our daily PED, And forgive us our character flaws, As we forgive your stuffed record and dodgy technique, And lead us not into unification, But deliver us from Eddie, For thine is the straight right, the power and the touching backstory, For which all is forgiven, ah man!
maybe not. some tykes here will live to the hundred and tennies. Whether he/she will be in a fit state to remember this thread though....true bro.
It's rumoured that daily participation in the Canelo Golovkin threads bestows an unnaturally long life on those poor souls. Scientists postulate that an entire galactic cycle will pass whilst those trapped within its digital walls continue to argue over the fair split for two boxers who long since turned to dust...
The alternative theory is that time doesn't really stand still if you enter that thread, it just feels like it...
Everyone will remember Wilder as the guy who made them wait so long with a padded recorded full of dives before he had his Audley Harrison/David Price moment.
