Will Wlad have a nervous breakdown?

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  1. rossco666

    rossco666 Guest

    "I still can't believe I lost. Man, I'm suffering"

    I think Wlad's on the verge of a huge mental breakdown and will end up a trans***ual. He's feeling the after affects of the wrath of 'The Furious One'and will change his name to Countess Klitschko.

    This mental breakdowm Wlad is about to begin might help him win the psychological battle in the rematch. Tyson Fury is openly ****phobic and won't be able to look at Wlad during the face off. My bet is Wlad will go for the Pete Burns look with the fish lips and get himself a set of massive tits modeled on John Mcdermotts. I doubt he gets a full *** change incase the boxing board force him to fight in the women's boxing circuit. If this is the case he should rematch that female David Haye who secretly got a *** change before the Wlad Klit fight. The reason Haye had a sore toe in that fight is because the surgeon's cut the tip of his toe off to sow above his inverted peenus as his new clitorus.
     
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  2. lepinthehood

    lepinthehood When I'm drinking you leave me well alone banned Full Member

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    You think he will get some tips from kelly?
     
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  3. rossco666

    rossco666 Guest

    If he wants to go for the Susan Boyle look then, yes he should.
    They could go hand bag shopping and stuff.
     
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  4. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    He looked like he had one after the fight ended

    blank stare on his face. total shock and disillusionment.

    His wife/gf probably wakes up at night to see him at the end of the bed staring into space. poor Wlad the robot.
     
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  5. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    :lol:
     
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  6. GloriaAblaze

    GloriaAblaze Active Member Full Member

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    Wlad's lucky, I'd love to have Hayden to "comfort" me.
     
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  7. latineg

    latineg user of dude wipes Full Member

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    Hayden is all freaked out from post partum plus they have a baby, Wlado is probably not getting much sympathy.

    He probably wants to go to that vegas brothel lamar odom went to about now :!:

    poor fella :hat
     
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  8. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    Hayden pouring oil into the sad robot's joints as it sits on the bed staring blankly into space
     
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  9. GloriaAblaze

    GloriaAblaze Active Member Full Member

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    Damn, then I feel for the big guy. I'd be thinking about heading into the s****heap just about now in that case.

    :|
     
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  10. ValdeZisComing

    ValdeZisComing Member Full Member

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    Wlad needs to grow a pair. The guy was supposed to be the baddest man on the planet. He's now reduced to blubbering on twitter. Next thing you know, we will see him being interviewed, and getting misty eyed. Crying? Theirs no crying in boxing. Instead, I want to see Wlad get mean, I mean plumb mad dog mean.
     
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  11. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    ironic wlad was saying how he was gonna give fury therapy

    after ten years of dominance, a guy dresses up as batman, smashes a watermelon over his head, fights you with his hands behind his back, renders you completely useless, then starts singing a song straight after taking your belts :lol:
     
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  12. Palooka

    Palooka Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Nice summary. :lol:
     
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  13. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Yeah he might, for a little while and come back stronger and meaner than before, but being depressed doesn't turn you into a trans***ual the last time I checked .:lol:
     
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  14. MVC!

    MVC! The Best Ever Full Member

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    Maybe he'll change his name into Wladdy like Kelly. :hey
     
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  15. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    :lol:
     
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