Will You rejoice when Parker Slays Joshua?

Hells, **** no. AJ is nothing like a pitbull.

Pitbulls are by and large, small to medium sized dogs.

A pitbull is fearsome and heartless when something threatens its owner or invades its space. They can also be snuggly wuggly.

Hyperbole, much?

You have never seen a pitbull in your life

In actual fact, that's also garbage. A pittie won't necessarily fight any dog it comes across, and it's not intimidated by size.

How do I know?

I've owned 5 of them in my life, and they're the most loyal companions I've ever had. I currently have 3 red nose, and had a pit / cross American bulldog and a small white pittie of indeterminate lineage which may have been from a fighting line. We were told it was a terrier cross boxer by the unscrupulous pet shop owner, which is about the only grain of truth in your story.

I have gotten into fights on the streets with owners of dogs that leave their gates open because their dogs are big and fierce and who cares if they wander because it's other people that will get bitten. My (leashed) pitties defended me every time and this was against Alsatians, Boerboels and mastiffs. I'm happy to report that I got to punch the faces of their owners too.

If you love dogs, you will love a pitbull. They will die for you. And, now that I think of it, vice versa.

 

Pitbulls - like all dogs - are great. My nan had one and it was the sweetest thing. Why? Because it was raised that way.

 

EXACTLY. I have no doubt that a pitbull could be a demon if it's brought up to be one.

Myself, I have trouble breathing in the morning because all my pitties want to lick my face at the same time.

 

Rumour has it Blizzy is running a underground puppy fighting ring out of a garage in Hoboken, the sicko.

 

Dresses them up like Wilder too I bet..

 

Will you stop sounding like a 6 year old?

 

He always looks for puppies with really big paws for you know what when they grow up.

 

Same, but with hot babes online.

 

I will throw a big party when that goddamn bodybuilder gets starched out. Invite all my friends from the bomb squad around , to witness Joshua dismantled and shamed. Lol Deontay with a clear path to the titles with mr olympia gone.

 

Will Blizzy's evil never end???

 

Lol even if Parker does win, Wilder won't have a clear path to the titles. He'll probably ask Parker for a 90/10 split in his favour and then say Parker is ducking him when Parker refuses and fights Fury for 5 times the money.

 

Where I'm from, there's a certain type of person that owns a pit, and 100% for all the wrong reasons. The breed Pit Bull never stood a chance with ****s that owned them in the UK. Street cred and fighting is/was top of the list. I'm sure you don't fall in to this category BC lol, don't think I'm slyly aiming it at you !

 

Parker does have a good chin

but this will be a very tough fight...