Wlad is faking, he is too scared to fight.

Chisora breaks weak abs.

 

I think he really tore a muscle, but not in training...

He was so scared of Derek, he couldn't stop shaking and eventually his body couldn't handle the stress anymore! :deal
CHI-SO-RA, CHI-SO-RA, CHI-SO-RA, CHI-SO-RA, CHI-SO-RA ! ! ! :happy

 

It's known as Chisoritus. It makes backs and abs (when WLADO gets his story straight) turn into glass.

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Your back hahahaha thought it was backs?

 

Ok, I get why the Brits are desperate, but this is ridiculous.

Chisora had exactly one chance of winning this fight: a Klitschko injury. Too bad it happened a little too early.

 

We all know by now that Wlad is as frail as a starving African child. Made of glass.

Iron Dereck Chisora KO 3, it wouldn't even be close.

 

Whats with the brit comments all the time?

Its clear us BRITS are the only ones that can take a joke!

We all knew chisora would not win (unless he broke his back:think)

 

Nice sarcasm there.

British wit at it's finest.

 

Well WALDO has come out with a different strory now basically admitting he has china abs. It's fair to assume that his back is also glass.

 

Wlads nickname should just be mister glass.

 

Yes, it was a great victory. Those who saw the event are currently having shards of glass pulled from their person.

 

Only Wladimir or Vitali can make superstar heavyweights out of not fighting them

First Vitali was scared to death of Rahman, and now this. :rofl

 

Imagine if Chisora did actually fight Wlad.

One body shot and Wlad would literally shatter to pieces all over the ring.

 

Well on these troll&moron-infested forums, you definitely have to mark sarcastic/ironic posts with the appropriate smilies.

 

lol, exactly what I was thinking. Haye will testify to that, too! He loves living off the Klitschko name.