Wlad Klitschko: Undisputed King of Comedy

Just when we thought Wlad had reinvented humour, peaking with the "Pizza Face" zinger rofl) here's more K2 Approved Komedy (K.A.K.), straight outta Kazakhstan, to tickle your ribs!!

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts!

How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

When you leave school, you should become a bone specialist.
You've certainly got the head for it.

How are a chicken and a grape alike?
They are both purple... except for the chicken.

Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!

Where does a general keep his army?
In his sleevy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
The horse says "Sure."

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

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You are Swedish.

 

What birthday thread was this? I've got better things to do with my time than to e-celebrate my birthday, like make redundant posts. I'm trying to break my 26posts per day record. Or summat. Damn, that one really stung. They make 'em cold in Sweden...