Wlad Klitschko vs Vlad the Impaler

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  1. mr. magoo

    mr. magoo VIP Member Full Member

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    Wlad had that pole-like jab while VLAD just used poles to……. Well I’ll let you use your imagination. So who takes this one ? Dr. Steel hammer or the one true Dracula ?
     
  2. The Long Count

    The Long Count Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I thought they were one in the same. Actually always thought that was a better nickname for Wlad than Dr Steel Hammer. Can you picture Buffer Wlad “the impaler” Klitschkoooo
     
  3. CooperKupp

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    Are we talking street fight? Or sanctioned boxing match?? On the street or battlefield with his big bros mean streak… it wouldn’t even be a contest. But I’d say 50/50 in reality. The Impaler would be armed and experienced in combat. But a bare fisted Wlad right hand… *shivers*
     
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  4. Man_Machine

    Man_Machine Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I reckon VLAD's scorched earth tactics would overwhelm WLAD. Although, I think he'd have trouble sourcing a tree branch strong enough to finish the job, completely.

    VLAD W UD - over however many rounds (pitched battles) it took.
     
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  5. Mendoza

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    The wicked Impaler would like cheat and win on cuts, if the action took place in his day. That's all I say.
     
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  6. Vic The Gambler

    Vic The Gambler Active Member Full Member

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    Vlad’s resume is incredible. Reports are that he defeated 80,000 people, many of them powerful and vicious warriors…so a record of 80,000-1 is
    pretty Damn good. Plus he had a 5 year layoff where he was apparently imprisoned and tortured, but he returned from this minor setback morr powerful than ever. There’s no way Wlad is winning this one, especially with what some describe as his lack of appetite for a war…
    …Vlad by 3rd round destruction.
     
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  7. RockyJim

    RockyJim Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Shirley Temple vs "Lurch" from the Addams Family?
     
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  8. mr. magoo

    mr. magoo VIP Member Full Member

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    Excellent analysis !!
     
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  9. Fergy

    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    Vit beats his bro and Kos him in 11
     
  10. BCS8

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    80000 cart-pushers, rickshaw drivers and peasants. Some of their footwork was so poor you'd think they had sticks up their arse. Meanwhile WLAD is basically a giant compared to their weightclass.
     
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  11. ikrasevic

    ikrasevic Who is ready to suffer for Christ (the truth)? Full Member

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  12. Ney

    Ney Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    One of the most brutal sadists in history is a good nickname for a safety-obsessed jab & grabber? Dr. Octopus is what fits. About the only think Klitschko & Dracula had in common was they were both fighting defensively.
     
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  13. The Long Count

    The Long Count Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I see your point if you want to factor in their styles but truth is his name and being a heavyweight with massive power the name would have had appeal. Much more so than the one he went with.
     
  14. Journeyman92

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    Johnny “The Entertainer” Nelson.
     
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  15. ForemanJab

    ForemanJab Boxing Junkie Full Member

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