Wlad will KO Haye "PIZZA FACE" Express CHEW CHEW

I'm actually a straight right hand guy myself lol. That's my fave punch and Wlad has an insane straight right hand. to me there is nothing like a straight right hand counter KO.

I actually think if Wlad tries to shoot right hands with Haye then he gives Haye a chance though :huh. I know weird, but Haye will not be effective with a jab or a left hook imo, So it's his only chance.

 

Extra large pizza with haye ass whipping extra. it is going to be spectacular. will call my favorite pizza place and ask for a haye ass whipping extra large. they will know what i mean. i will tape the event and watch it every day for at least a month and probably gain a few pounds. briiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggg it on!

 

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HAHAHAHAH

 

CHEF, please let Wlad know that next time he wants to hype up an event, he can talk to me ( I speak 3 of the 4 languages he speaks) and I will help him out free of charge. Turn his face into a pizza is about as lame as it can possibly get, and I am a Klitschko fan...

 

You for got his Gay ass Cowboy hat

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Speaking of which I know dude is in Miami for training, he can fall victim to the Miami night life, I hope is not distracted from his training as the Gay scene/nightlife is very much thriving Miami.

"David, if you are reading this please practice safe sex while in Miami, tell the guys you hook up with, "No Glove, No Love. " Take care and be safe.

:good

 

Checking in to the Chew Chew Train. :smoke

 

It's hilarious. Me likey. Haye will no likely his face being turned into a pizza.

 

According to Chef Wlad has a subtle sense of humor. Like when he said he was going to "Jab, jab, grab David for 12 rounds." I don't think David's chin would hold up for 12 rounds if Wlad's as accurate as he usually is.

 

The first left hook in the Austin fight sounded like a baseball bat hitting a block of wood. The speed of the follow up hooks showed serious talent and accuracy too. Yes, I've been saying since day one that Wlad will KO Haye with a hook off the jab. It might not be the one to finish David off but it will start the beginning of the end for Haye.

 

Chew chew! Great topic and.. those avatars hahaha

 

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Haye will save the heavyweight division by knocking out Wlad in the 7th round.