Wlad will KO Haye "PIZZA FACE" Express CHEW CHEW

11 DAYS...

until... PIZZA-FACE!!

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Can someone please explain this "Pizza Face" thing?

My first post on ESB may as well be for The Big One. I'm expecting a disappointingly cagey affair. I'm not sure Wlad has ever chased a fight and whilst Haye can do so I have a feeling that he won't. Both fighters must know that this is the biggest and most dangerous opponent that either have faced - throw in a pair of weak chins and you get 2/3 opening rounds with barely a punch thrown in anger.

I'm not convinced that Haye can outbox Wlad so unless he throws caution to the wind I would favour Wlad to take a scorecard decision. That said, I am sure that Haye will have the image of Valuev performing a Judah Chicken Dance firmly imprinted in his mind - he must know that if he even half connects with Wlad's chin it's all over. In a fight this big I can't believe he'll let it go to the judges, and certainly not in Germany.

Haye by TKO - round 11

Incidentally - whilst I'm technically behind Haye as a proud Englishman I am also off his bandwagon after the Fraudley Farce. Then again, I would support anyone against either of the Klits. Nice chaps for sure - but absolutely dull, dull, dull boxers.

 

To sum it up. During an interview Wlad said he was going to beat Haye up and turn him into a pizza face, you know, making it all bloody and beat up and broken. And then he used the same line and explanation in about 10, 000 interviews. And it has now finally caught on.

And Welcome to ESB.

Be Warned - There are many, many dickheads on this website. :yep

 

Most of them post regularly in this thread.

 

If Haye wins, this will be the biggest thread in ESB history, even if it's just me who spams it with "" until it gets past a million replies.

 

Cheers

"Pizza Face" is easily the worst insult I have ever heard in my adult life. It might have had a moderate impact if Haye was a 12yr old with acne but, well, he isn't. "Roadkill" would actually make sense, but "Pizza Face" - dear oh dear oh dear. Bad enough for a fully grown male to have uttered such a limp-wristed insult, but worse that a significant number of posters here are repeating it.... and actually finding it funny?!

I'm going to have fun here, clearly

 

I can guarantee that your first post will be quoted by an imbercile called Schmoopy and then replied to with pictures of pizzas and bizarrely, men in pants, normally with pizza face being typed in large font and the 'c' of cheese capitalised.

 

When will Wlad finally stop ducking Del Taco Boy?

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Hay is gonna get raped

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I need some just like that of Gaye's face/head :yep

 

Another Newbie :happy:happy:happy

Waldo started this in 2009...

What started the Pizza Face OFF...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtCI4wsIXU[/ame]


but Gaye biatched out of that fight!!

in 2009 atsch

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Haye broke two contracts with Klitschkos, one signed and one implied.......

 

If a woman implies she might have sex with you, then it doesn't mean that she is duty bound to do it.

And everyone knows Haye broke the first contract not because of injury but because Setanta went bust leaving him getting a minimal amount for the biggest heavyweight fight for years.

I dislike Haye as much as the next guy, but the contract stuff is getting really old.