Wladimir Klitschko would stand no chance against John L Sullivan

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  1. AlisJab

    AlisJab I crush homers Full Member

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    Master of both the left hand punch, and the right hand punch nobody ever displayed the well rounded punching abilities of John L Sullivan. Once it was written that John L Sullivan knocked out a horse, and beat up the abominable snowman.

    Yes it is true that when John L Sullivan was a child, Santa Claus stopped bringing him gifts because he knocked out Santa coming out of the chimney when he was 4 years old.

    The footage of John L Sullivan was all destroyed because the United States Government confiscated it due to the graphic nature of this man's violent fighting style.

    Wladimir Klitschko would stand no chance against John L's mustache, combined with his stance, and his boots.

    Bert Sugar's comments on the fantasy match up: "Wladimir against John L Sullivan? ***** please John L Sullivan could beat that fruitcake with one hand tied behind his back."

    So there you have it, the slickest, fastest, most muscular champion of all time, John L Sullivan would destroy anyone in history.
     
  2. Davo

    Davo Boxing Addict Full Member

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    This is a no-brainer. Wlad doesn't even have a moustache FFS!

    John L wins easy.
     
  3. Englund

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    How many of these threads are you going to post?
     
  4. AlisJab

    AlisJab I crush homers Full Member

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    Let's see, there's this one, which your sarcasm-o-meter clearly must have low batteries, but I made one with Larry Holmes and Wladimir Klitschko. So that would be 2.
     
  5. BoxingFan2010

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    :good End Thread! :thumbsup
     
  6. Brickhaus

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  7. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Sullivan ate lightning and farted thunder. Fact. Also, kickass mustache that Wladdy could never hope to grow.
     
  8. Swarmer

    Swarmer Patrick Full Member

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    Sullivan hip toss onto piano KO1
     
  9. Johnstown

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    actually they did do those hip tosses back then..and judging by how ****ing fat eddie chambers was able to throw Wladdy ***** down..i would not be suprised if John L would toss him on his head and snap his spine.
     
  10. Farmboxer

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  11. bernie4366

    bernie4366 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    John L. of course, back then men were men and could fight 150 rounds of non-stop action, and the only reason they look so wild and awkward in the film clips is because the film is too old.

    Also Jack Johnson's defense was too good for Tyson to get to him, and there haven't been any REALLY great fighters in the last 30 years.
     
  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Jennifer Love Hewitt Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I think that prime Sulivan destroys Wlad, but Wald would do well against the Sulivan that lost to Gentleman Jim Corbett. Corbett, much like Wlad was a clean shaven foppish dandy, and reluctant to engage.
     
  13. Antsu

    Antsu Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I think Bob Fitzimons would destroy them both
     
  14. san rafael

    san rafael 0.00% lemming Full Member

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    That would have been funny. ^