Words You Never Want To Hear A Boxing Commentator Say

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  1. Badsand

    Badsand Guest

    1. "Floyd Mayweather has been knocked out!"
    2. "Lamont Peterson has been knocked out!"

    3."Wladimir Klitschko has been knocked out!"

    4. "Bernard Hopkins has been knocked out!"

    Stuff I want to hear.

    1. " And New Heavyweight Champion of the World, Seth Mayhem Mitchell!"

    2. "Amir Khan has been knocked out! Again!
     
    Badsand, Mar 20, 2012
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  2. Camel Hound

    Camel Hound Guest

    "Magic Matthew Hatton is the new WBC welterweight champion!"

    "Amir Khan has laid out the blueprint to beating Kell Brook"

    "Manny Pacquiao defeats Juan Manuel Marquez for the 4th time"
     
    Camel Hound, Mar 20, 2012
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  3. MVC

    MVC Boxing Junkie banned

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    "And STILL WBA SUPER WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, MIGUEL COTTO"

    Against Mayweather when they say **** like "GO FOR THE HEAD, JUST GO FOR THE HEAD"
     
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  4. Clarky Cat

    Clarky Cat Stalwart Full Member

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    "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"...
     
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  5. ALTitude

    ALTitude Member Full Member

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    compubox for round....
     
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  6. Leonard

    Leonard Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :rofl
     
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  7. dubace

    dubace Well-Known Member Full Member

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    i hate when they say a shorter fighter should jab a taller, quicker opponent.
     
    dubace, Mar 21, 2012
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  8. Post Box

    Post Box I'm back too, bitches Full Member

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    "reports are in that harold lederman and jim lampley are back stage tossing each others salad.”

    Oh, these are comments that you don't want to hear, my bad.
     
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  9. wellsini

    wellsini Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "Vitali really has his jab going now against the taller Valuev"
     
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  10. AnthonyW

    AnthonyW ESB Official Gif Poster Full Member

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    "Roy Jones Jr has entered the ring".
    "Roy Jones Jr has been knocked out again!".
     
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  11. Addie

    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    :lol:
     
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  12. DDDUUDDDEE

    DDDUUDDDEE Undisputed Ambien (taker) Full Member

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    Lampley: "My dick is so hard right now"

    Merchant: "Let me take care of that for you, Jim"

    Steward: "All according to plan"
     
    DDDUUDDDEE, Mar 21, 2012
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  13. chatty

    chatty Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "Would you believe it, this is the second time a Cintron fight has had to be abandoned due to him falling through the ropes and into the crowd"

    "We would like to announce the trilogy is on, Harrison Williams 3 is set to be a war"

    "So Jim, do you think Harrison will throw more punches against Klitschko than he did in his last world title fight against David Haye"

    Things I would like to hear:

    "He has been given a boxing lesson for eleven and half rounds, who would have though Malignaggi would land a shot like like to score a knockout victory and be the first man to defeat Floyd Mayweather Jnr"
     
    chatty, Mar 21, 2012
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  14. chitownfightfan

    chitownfightfan Loyal Member Full Member

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    You can't hear #1 on your "want" list, unless of course you hear #3 on your "don't want" list.:yep
     
    chitownfightfan, Mar 21, 2012
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  15. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    :deal:deal:deal
     
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