Would Mayweather - Hatton be the worst fight of all time?

Keep talking like that.


It only makes Matty more

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Not if Hatton wins - then it would be legendary.

 

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So Pavlik should have just thrown his belts in the trash, then, should he?

 

People don't realise this, but Matthew "The Terminator" Hatton has been on special training ops with the

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He's developed a range of fighting skills, for example:

1. He can now retract his testicles so far back, you can have squirrels knawing at his nuts for hours and he still can't feel anything
2. He can twist his neck 270 degrees towards the right, and he only requires 2 hours of bedrest after and he's back to normal. He's working on twisting his neck towards the left at the moment
3. He can keep his eyelids open under pressure for at least 5 seconds longer than the normal human being. He's working on it but he only needs a time out of a half-minute between each time he does this.
4. He can hit the bullseye of a standard sized dart board with a 58.75% accuracy from 1 metre away. He's working on translating this to improved punch accuracy - though specialists working with him say he could take years to develop this.
5. He smashes up peanut-shells into a fine paste and then fills an over-sized duffle bag to use as a speedbag. This strengthens his hands
6. He spent 4 days in maximum security prison with the Unabomber, who taught him differential calculus.

All these skills combined make Matthew "The Terminator" Hatton an unstoppable wrecking machine. His physical assets, bulging biceps and simply overwhelming speed combined with his determination and natural charisma make this FMJ's most deadliest foe.

Come thither to England, Pretty Boy Money. Thy will be knocketh out, old chap.