You can choose 3 boxers, current and past, to help you in a bar fight, who do you take?

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  1. Vic The Gambler

    Vic The Gambler Active Member Full Member

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    Haha I was going to pick the same three for the exact same reasons!
     
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  2. Moggy94

    Moggy94 Active Member Full Member

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    He's Samoan bro
     
  3. Vic The Gambler

    Vic The Gambler Active Member Full Member

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    I need 3 men who are great brawlers and who fear nobody.
    And of course they’d have a few drinks and eat plates of high carb, high protein grub after the fight. Beating people up gives one an appetite!

    So No1 Tony Galento. He can brawl, he can bang and he can eat! This guy could find a plateful of pasta and meatballs in a vegetarian’s kitchen!

    No2 Mike Tyson. This guy used to wrestle a tiger for ****’s sake!

    No3 Rocky Marciano. This guy could somehow find some bozo to Knock out in an empty house!
    Born to brawl.
     
  4. Vegan Beast

    Vegan Beast Grandpappy Ortiz Full Member

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    Valuev (Size), Vitali (Size, chin, power), Mike (KO's mofos)
     
  5. Mike_b

    Mike_b Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Deontay, Valero, rahman

    Dee, he would knock dudes out just touching them. Valero a hyped up animal . Rahman, used to crushing tables in brawls- it was either him or Toney but p4p rock is larger boxer.
     
  6. Moggy94

    Moggy94 Active Member Full Member

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    Valero almost got his ear bitten off by Daniel Ponce De Leon, James Toney didn't seem to understand there was more to fighting than just punching so not the best pick, Rahman definitely a good choice.
     
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  7. Moggy94

    Moggy94 Active Member Full Member

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    Upon reconsideration seeing this thread pop up again and it being months ago I'll make a slight change:

    Danny Hodge - 3 Time NCAA Champion, Golden Gloves Heavyweight Champion, 7-2 Pro boxing record and Olympic Silver Medalist in Freestyle Wrestling. Known for his crazy grip strength and could crush apples with his bare hands even in his advanced age. There's a story of him making a man soil himself by choking him in a bar.

    O'Neil Bell - Former Undisputed Cruiserweight Champion with big power and state Champion in high school wrestling. Plenty of stories of him street fighting, was a bit on the crazy side.

    Mike Tyson - We all know the stories here!

    The honourable mentions:

    Oleksandr Usyk - Just look at those eyes! No doubt he can hold it down in a street fight, also trained in wrestling before boxing so that will help.

    Jeremy Williams - Average small heavyweight boxer but could really bang, also a Judo black belt with an MMA record of 5-0, there's a video of him throwing Lennox Lewis to the ground during sparring on YouTube.
     
  8. NoNeck

    NoNeck Pugilist Specialist

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    Butterbean—brickhouse who knows MMA

    Rahman—Could comfortably slam Andre The Giant

    Ann Wolfe—somebody is needed to take care of the teens, old men, LGBTQs, women and flyweights without ethical dilemmas
     
  9. GoldenHulk

    GoldenHulk Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Qawi, Chuvalo, Liston.
     
  10. AngryBirds

    AngryBirds Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    I don't think cooking the ear even matters to Tyson. He'll just go for it raw.

    Haha we think alike!
     
  11. Storm-Chaser

    Storm-Chaser Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Tyson, Foreman and Liston

    People would run.
     
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  12. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    Tyson said to himself, Yum Yum Eat Em Up. Ha Ha.
     
  13. Guru88

    Guru88 Active Member Full Member

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    They could beat 20 men, easy
     
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  14. turpinr

    turpinr Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Sonny Liston, Tony Galento and the fearless 5ft-3ins Owen Moran
     
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  15. Stevie G

    Stevie G Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Harry Greb,Roberto Duran and Azumah Nelson.
     
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