You know you're a true boxing fan when...

when you understand and admit Oscar De La Hoya is in fact an ATG!

 

When you open the fridge, dodge it and throw a left hook to the refrigerator.

 

If you've boxed before, the conversation somehow always comes around when getting to know someone new, even if you think you don't mean it to. And as they express curious intrigue, you try to walk the line between normal conversation and becoming a fanatic expressing your passion with no control.

 

You ask your missus if there's enough sting in your jab after landing one on her snib.

 

thats me all over, the girlfriend hates it when she says lets.......

hold on a sec love theres boxing on DONT YOU KNOW???

 

:good

 

..you weigh yourself on the scales & your first thought is what weight division you belong in

(and you pose whilst weighing yourself)

 

You know youer a fan if when youer not on esb then you'er watching taped fights, then it's back to esb. You make love to your woman and when youer done, she goes to sleep and you watch a fight.

 

You know your a boxing fan when you...

Are on ESB at 4am

Shadow-box everywhere

 

You know youer a fan when every time you see somebody your size and weight , you think about the set of combos you would use to take his ass out.

 

As soon as I hear somebody say how much they weigh, I calculate weight class. Often, I'll look at the build and wonder which class they could make if they boxed.

 

You have over 10k posts in just 15 months:deal














****atsch
I thought it said "You know you're a sad ******* with no life if...."

 

you know ur a boxing fan when

u see an old person fall and you start counting them out .

 

you sit up all night on your own shouting at the tv and jumping around like a madman then go to work at 8 o clock still hyper telling people about the fights even though they have never heard (or care) about any of the fighters

 

You're a true fan when you realize what a corrupt sport boxing is sometimes. Awful decisions atleast once a month... The best never fight the best and so on.. When you still find yourself watching.. You know your a true fan!