You know you've watched too much boxing when....

Start using envelopes in the storage room at work as a punch bags

 

Everytime you sneeze you throw a combo and really commit yourself to the punches

 

Dance around the living room throwing jab jab straight left hook so they land inches away from your dog (no, not wife).

Shadow box in a mirror just after getting out the shower, preferably with your towel still round ur waist.

 

When someone asked you "Which one is better, iPhone or Android phone?" and you answered "iPhone KO1 Android".

 

Good answers!!

Another one is when you start doing that crazy jaw stretching thing Oscar dlh does.

 

This. Definitely this.

I have a playlist of these songs on my ipod. Before each and every one of them I introduce myself into the ring.

Also; when Fight Night on the Playstation becomes almost reality in your head and you start having imaginary press conferences whilst sitting on the bog.

 

:deal

 

:deal

I find myself doing that when listening to the radio as I wash up!

 

When the missus trips over and you start tolling the ten count over her

 

When you wake up at half four in the afternoon on Sunday because you've stayed up until 6 in the morning to watch Cristian Mijares fight Carlos Rueda.

When some goes to shake your hand/give you a high 5 you unleash a combination on their outstretched hand.

 

I've caught myself doing this a few times!

My senile grandma fell over recently and was described by my old dear as "looking like she'd gone 10 rounds with Tyson" & my first reaction was thats really sad, a prime Tyson would have finished her in 1.

 

well played sir :good

 

Ha ha, that's quite funny (sorry for your grandmother though!)

 

When you fall out with your Mrs because she informs you that the yellow Rock Bilboa bath robe you want to order on line don't match the colour scheme in your newly decorated bedroom . This **** actually happened to me .:-(