You know you've watched too much boxing when....

You frequently punch yourself in the face just to test your chin.

 

:yep

We're nearly there. except I've got a Picasso, not a Zafira.

When the coach told me how hard he hits, I said 'yeah, we're the second coming of the Calzaghes, he's going to be the greatest super middleweight ever and I'm his gormless little dad.'

 

i was at a party a few weeks back and there was this polish guy who i was talking to, i started asking him about tomasz adamek and andrew golota, he had no idea who they were and after a while got pissed off and told me to **** off, we almost started a scuffle but were separated.

my cousin later asked me what it all was about and i didn't know what to tell him :rofl

 

When you are eagerly awaiting the arrival of the 'Boxing Scorecard App' for the iPhone even tho it's cheaper to score fights on ur phone anyway

 

when you see the price board outside your local petrol station charging 130.2 pence per litre & you think if it drops 0.2p per litre it will be at the super featherweight price

 

When you keep updating your facebook status with boxing related news or videos of recent knockouts in the hope it might spark interest among your friends yet never gets a single "like" or reply :-(

 

When names like Chuck Giampa and Doctor Flip Homansky are etched into your memory.

 

This is ****ing great thred I do all this ****, damn

 

This is basically the only reason i have FB. Boxing links and a way to look at girls holiday photos.
Ive got a few mates who are on board and they all enjoy gorillas youtube videos as they are something special. Can usually convince them to sit down for a saturday fight night if theyre bored and are often game for a PF

 

You get a massive hard on, when fighters weigh in.

 

when you pretend you're not interested in the house hold name fighters such as amir khan, ricky hatton, manny pacquiao when conversing about boxing with a casual fan.