You know you've watched too much boxing when....

This weighing in lbs thing might actually help me. :think

 

I have no problem giving people who dont know as much my own opinion ill be the first to admit that i have a less than impressive boxing knowledge past and present. But pricks who act like they know stuff without any basis wind me up. I had all these knobheads saying "wlads gonna walk this" which would be a reasonable opinion but they only said it because they heard it somewhere. Theyd never watched a fight of his had only seen 1/2 of hayes HW fights had no real understanding of the fight.

Some **** in the pub was like "hes on his way out" after the ref scored that ridiculous KD

 

you want to rant about the pwill decision but noone else knows what you are talking about

 

When you think girls will be impressed with your handspeed.

When your dog can slip punches.

 

:deal

Ranted on my facebook. Dont really know what I was expecting tbh

 

Your walking towards a stranger and do that 'oops we are going to bump into each other, which way do we go ooops both went the same way, oh this is funny we went the same way again' then pop out a quick combo to drop the ****.

 

When you offer a guy out at work for a fight (sparring session) because he does mma and reckons if a boxer came at him he would just kick them in the head and it would be over (He's also a complete *****). :nono

Also when you turn the customer lift off at work so you can get in a solid 5 mins of shadow boxing in there before your shift starts.

:bbb

 

:rofl I can imagine !

 

When you imagaine/dream of your first born son becoming world champ, and also calling him Marco

 

i do so many of these its unreal, i really need to find something else to occupy my mind but to be honest i don't want to and hope i never do god i really do ****in love boxing

 

Anyone who shadowboxes when their out is a grade A twat.

 

:hey

I've got 2 sons, both named after boxers, and I've dreamed of them both becoming world champs.

Physically my eldest is phenomenal, our coach claims he's the hardest puncher in the club P4P (he's only 6). I think he could be the next Enzo Mac, at least

 

get yourself a vauxhall people, get the lad a membership down the local pie shop and you could well be.... how are his moobs coming along ?

 

When witnessing a drunken brawl in town you automatically score the fight in your head using the 10 point must system !