You might be a hardcore boxing fan if...

This just means that you are a fruitcake, not a boxing fan.

 

When your at work and start to shadowbox when nobody is looking.

 

Last night I had a dream about Prizefighter event in the UK, Herbie Hide was fighting and when the bell sounded for the round he ran out of his corner, jumped over the ropes and disapeared into the night.

 

when you use see a filipino girl that's hot and use pac as a pick up line, "you are so hot, i'd be willing to fight manny pacquiao for a date with you."

 

Thats funny I had a dream that Mosley KO'd Mayweather in the very first round!

Here's hoping it comes true

 

I have a twin brother so when we do this together people just think we are being dapper. Its when we break into a stare down afterwards that they start to get concerned

 

...you jab your way out of your boss when he doesn't want to let you go home.

...you jab the dog when he pisses on the floor.

...you start dancing and shadow boxing when you see a police officer

 

this, and when you spend well over 1500 dollars on a trip to vegas to go watch cotto/pac, when you only make min. wage.... (just barely paid that trip off....)

 

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I do that too dude! Whenever I'm at work and the boss is talking to the accountant, if he mentions anything about 'money in the bank', I'll reply in a deep voice 'shorty wutchu drank, I got money in the bank...'

 

I second that.

 

When reaching the bottom of the stairs, you flex right and left combinations knowing there's a mirror ahead of you

 

When uve blatently got a shag for the night and you cancel because boxings on.

 

DId that to...but it wasn't the first bang...else i would have cancelled boxing.

 

:rofl that's cool. i wish i had a brother. instead i'm by myself and look like an idiot. i've even done with photos with my gf. you'd think any normal male would have one hand holding her waist and the other hand some where else on her body, but not me. we look like were about to fight because of me.