You might be a hardcore boxing fan if...

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Juiceboxbiotch, Apr 22, 2010.


  1. pejevan

    pejevan inmate No. 1363917 Full Member

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    When you think that everybody is wrong and only you are right.
     
  2. Gonzarelli

    Gonzarelli Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Nah, that's only a ******* symptom!
     
  3. pejevan

    pejevan inmate No. 1363917 Full Member

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    That is actually a proven ***** complex.
     
  4. megavolt

    megavolt Constantly Shadowboxing Full Member

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    When you shadowbox in the shower.

    When all your torrents are boxing matches.

    When the first thing you do on your computer is go on esb.

    Unlike your friends who repeatedly refresh facebook, you refresh esb's general forum repeatedly.
     
  5. EleventhHour

    EleventhHour Got Dat Black & Gold Soul Full Member

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    ...when you tell your friends hilarious things people say on ESB and none of them even crack a smile.

    "GODDAMMIT JACORY HARRIS LOVES FLOYD MAYWEATHER SO MUCH! IT'S HILARIOUS! WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU GIVE A ****?!"
     
  6. PNoyFightFanUSN

    PNoyFightFanUSN Larry Don't Give a **** Full Member

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    you turn your wife or girlfriend down when she begs for sex...so you can rescore a fight.for the 3rd time.
     
  7. Now thats just taking it too far. Rescoring a fight for the 3rd time can wait til post rocksoff.
     
  8. I got another one.

    When yer calling around to bars like a crackhead frantically trying to find a place to watch Hasim Rahman vs. Oleg Maskaev II.
     
  9. booradley

    booradley Mean People Kick Ass! Full Member

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    I just finished watching the March 2008 McKart/Marquez fight for the 3rd time. I think I qualify!
     
  10. If you are halfway decent at understanding spanish because of all the Solo Boxeo you watch.
     
  11. PNoyFightFanUSN

    PNoyFightFanUSN Larry Don't Give a **** Full Member

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    If you had to tell your lady friend to leash the kitty,you'll be in there in 48 minutes(give or take with multiple reviews to score punches),then yes.
     
  12. If you know who said the quote:

    "I can lick any son of a ***** in the house."
     
  13. NoHomeJerome

    NoHomeJerome Boxing Junkie banned

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    when you leave the nightclub early to go watch some obscure fight on a polish stream, with a terrible stuttering picture, usually accompanied by a nice buzzing sound to keep you alert.
     
  14. Beatle

    Beatle Sheer Analysis Full Member

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    also KTFO!
     
  15. juanitoboxing

    juanitoboxing Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    When you loose your appetite after watching the Trinidad-BHop fight.