You vs Anthony Joshua.. Do you win?

At my height he's getting an Andre Ward special. Straight to the crown jewels. Game over.

 

Would obviously win and demand 50/50 split

 

I'd use psychology rather than power and hand him a love letter from Galvatron just before we touch gloves.... he gonna DQ....

 

I think I'd bring a bag of sausages into the ring. Before we squared up, I'd say "Anthony. AJ. Hey. Everyone likes sausages right? Sure we do!" Intrigued, he'd lower his guard a little and listen politely.

"I mean, today, we gots sausages for everybody! Pork and leek! [I'd throw a pork and leek sausage at him] Duck and watermelon! [I'd throw a duck and watermelon sausage at him] Cod and coconut! [I'd throw a cod and coconut sausage at him] Heck, even vegetarians can enjoy sausages these days! [I'd throw a cucumber at him] But did you know, that sausages were invented by Isaac Newton in 1653? He was trying to discover anti-gravity, but ended up inventing sausages by accident! WHO KNEW? TELL ME ANTHONY. WHO. KNEW?"

"But," he'd say, "I feel like you're focusing on the British sausage, whereas my sausage interests lie mainly in the Germanic branch of the family."

"Anthony," I'd say, rolling my eyes, "I'm JUST GETTING STARTED! ARE YOU READY FOR A FRANKFURTER FACT?! PUT THIS FACTFURTER IN YOUR BUN AND EAT IT! READY? ADOLF HITLER. HAD A PET RABBIT. CALLED FRANKFURTER."

He'd go misty eyed at this, realising for the first time that what makes Hitler so fascinating is his very humanity that he shared with all of us. Then I'd punch him in the nose and he'd die.

 

I will bore him to death with witty prose.

 

6'4 , I've got a quick jab so I'm confident I'd be able to land to his body, It would probably a double KO, first punch of the fight would be his massive right hand on my chin and as I'm going down I'd land one jab on his body and he would be in the dirt

 

What you are talking about "one punch man" is a gun. They're illegal in the Uk but legal in the US. I'd win every time.

 

I've already knocked him out sparring multiple times. And I'm a Featherweight.


And a woman

 

Alls I'll need is a Bazooka & a step ladder!

 

One punch and I win? I’m similar in height, so I fancy my chances to put a flurry together, throwing in a cheeky body jab at the end that kills him. Haha brilliant.