You with an invincible chin vs. a bulked-up Naseem Hamed under Weird Rules

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  1. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Hamed is not allowed to throw combinations, and may only avoid punches by leaning away from them, moving, or ducking. He must also keep his hands by his waist -- no high guard allowed. On the bright side for Hamed, he's taken steroids and eaten MASSIVE amounts of spaghetti for this bout (over several years), so he's a reasonably solid 165 pounds.

    However, Hamed's punches don't feel all that hard because of your Chuvalo-Plus-McCall-Plus-Balboa chin. You can't be knocked out or seriously hurt.

    Could you outpoint him over 12 rounds?
     
  2. slip&counter

    slip&counter Gimme some X's and O's Full Member

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    I get KTFO!
     
  3. KOTF

    KOTF Bingooo Full Member

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    If this is a prime version of myself then I win
     
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    Flea Man มวยสากล Full Member

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    I really like cross_trainers threads, but this week he appears to be trolling.

    Some of these hypotheticals are just stupid.
     
  5. El Bujia

    El Bujia Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :lol:He's always been this way.
     
  6. Flea Man

    Flea Man มวยสากล Full Member

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    His post activity this week is very high!

    Also, who the **** is 'Nasim' Hamed? :lol:
     
  7. Boilermaker

    Boilermaker Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Do I have unlimited stamina as well, because i have to say, with the current heat, i must admit i do feel as if i would struggle to see out the 12 rounds.
     
  8. TartanSoldier

    TartanSoldier Barnburner. Full Member

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    If he's getting unlimited stamina I want a 1750PSI Jab.
     
  9. he grant

    he grant Historian/Film Maker

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    Why this series of posts ?
     
  10. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Actually, a lot of my "recent" weird threads are old ones that somebody else has been resurrecting.

    This particular thread, though, started because somebody said that with an invincible chin, they could decision Bob Fitzsimmons personally. I'm doing my best to build a modern analogue (ugly, "incorrect" style, etc.), which explains the bizarre conditions.
     
  11. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Wow. Can't believe I missed that. Fixed, though. :good
     
  12. red cobra

    red cobra Loyal Member Full Member

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    I outjab him, make him look stupid and helpless for most of the fight and in the last round of a shutout, I ram his head against the turnbuckle and go on to get a unanimous decision.