----- Your Path To Fistic GLORY !!! -----

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Who will train you ? - Dan684

Who will be your seconds ? - Beeston and Ishy

Who will promote you ? - WalletInspector

Who will be your matchmaker ? - GazOC

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Who will train you ? Turpin R, cos he's an old ****er who must have picked up a bit of knowledge by now...

Who will be your seconds ? Steel and Shaunster

Who will promote you ? Beeston. He'd make me sound such a **** that I'd sell tickets by the thousand to people who wanted me to lose!

Who will be your matchmaker ? Longcount as he could ask Buncey to come up with a few obscure names who I would look great beating!

 

I hate you guys...

 

I genuinely forgot about you. How about you be my Bundini Brown?

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Who will train you ?Fleaman - Could be a proper eccentric trainer, teaching me the secret ways of a combination of Rafeal Limon and Charley Burley, we'd probably get no training done just talking boxing instead, and me trying to drag him out of his crack cave.

Who will be your seconds ? HairyHighlander - in a sort of Mugabi witchdoctor sort of role, screaming inspirational quotes and random tit bits of advice. And he has a lot of interests so if the ifght got boring he'd be a good yap.
Mandanda - Knows his stuff.

Who will promote you ? Kosaros - Plenty of money, could buy my way into rankings. I'm sure Mr Hungarian could get me a WBO shot

Who will be your matchmaker ? Ishy - Would know everything about every fighter so could get a good match. Also woks at Sportsdirect so could help out with training stuff.

GazOC would be the midget mascot ala Ray Robinson.

 

Who will train you ? Gooners

Who will be your seconds ? Funtime

Who will promote you ? PK & Bigboy

Who will be your matchmaker? Bunce

 

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Team Jukebox would break records.

 

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Flea would probably just teach you based on that Charley Burley YouTube video

 

I can't believe people are picking Beeston for matchmaker. He'd have you punchy, blind, skint and retiring with a record of 0-56 (56) after 18 months!!!

 

Yeah but he'd look after you in retirement...

...wouldn't he? :scaredas:

 

I'd be an info overload most of the time, 'throw it like this, but like Zarate mixed with that Young Corbett II **** I told ya'

Trainer: TFFP. He would be my best man for going through gameplans with beforehand.

Seconds: Greg, reminding me that I'm not Kid Gavilan, and Mand, for a good voice in the corner.

Cutman; Wallet, he knows about smashing his head in.

Promoter: Kosaros. I prefer the softly softly approach.

Matchmaker; Gaz. He would lead me on a safe profession through the ranks, giving me tough learning fights in between genuinely hard matchups.

I agree with most though, Beeston would give you a Maskaev-esque ring record :rofl

Glad no one has picked me for that, I'd have you fighting twice a month:deal

 

Very true, you don't meet many people who have such a finely tuned social conscience as Beeston!!

 

Who will train you? :think TFFP over Flea. The reason being, if I am not performing well, I don't want to be called a "Spaz" on the telly.

Who will be your seconds?: Lee Mc or Grant1. Having a sarcastic ****er would keep me honest and well motivated

Who will promote you?: PK (Don King look out)

Who will be your matchmaker? GazOc. He'll ensure I make a good living. He's about the same age as Bob Arums too...