Zakamn, as Ayatollah of Boxing, please assess...

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  1. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    You seem like a Godly person.

    I might consider you as Boxing Imam. I need to know your boxing knowledge.

    You see, Zakman earned his "Boxing Ayatollah" status by providing good boxing Fatwas :yep
     
    Ayatollah, Nov 28, 2007
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  2. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    Godly.. indeed Godly.

    I would rate Lewis' a littler higher, however, i am not a Boxing Ayatollah, you are. :smoke
     
    Ayatollah, Nov 28, 2007
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  3. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    Zakatollah,

    Who should Go Jihad on Ruiz?

    Wlad?
    Tua?
    Peter?

    Please declare!
     
    Ayatollah, Nov 28, 2007
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  4. Boro chris

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl :patsch :rofl :rofl :rofl
     
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  5. Zakman

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    Any one of the them would be a good candidate.

    Tua did dispose of the cheating clubfighter in 19 seconds, so he's got a lot to recommend him. On the other hand, all he's been doing lately is taking on some tomato can every once and awhile.

    Peter is certainly closer to the top of his game, although he's showed vulnerability of late - and he hasn't really been knocking people out since he moved up. On the other hand, Ruiz has never knocked out a legitimate top level fighter, so it's unlikely Peter has much to fear.

    Nonetheless, I'd pick either of these guys to dispose of Ruiz, probably before the 6th. However, the fighter who is, imo, best equipped, right now, to rid us of the Ruiz scourge as quickly as possible is..........

    Wlad Klitschko - who would do it extremely quickly, probably somewhere with the first three rounds.:yep

    Hopefully the make one of these fights with that cheating fraud quickly, and the jihad will be completed!!:happy
     
    Zakman, Nov 28, 2007
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  6. Carlos Primera

    Carlos Primera Boxing Addict Full Member

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    tito's zulfiqar like left hook will decapitate the infidel known as rjj this january:yep. is my boxing knowledge sufficient for ayatollah zakman's madrasa?
     
    Carlos Primera, Nov 28, 2007
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  7. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

    Let me translate to the Heathens on this board:

    "Tito's double-edged sword like left hook will decapitate the infidel (american) known as rjj this january. is my boxing knowledge sufficient for Ayatollah Zakman's school?"

    :rofl :rofl :rofl


    You are hereby declared the Boxing Imam. You may change your title to this new Godly Title.

    The Godly boxing Bregade is prevailing and spreading.

    Nice.
     
    Ayatollah, Nov 28, 2007
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  8. Carlos Primera

    Carlos Primera Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :happy
    i am honored by the endoresement as a boxing imam your emminence! inshallah, ESB will soon become our Boxing caliphate:happy. we need some more potential boxing shahid's on here.
     
    Carlos Primera, Nov 28, 2007
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  9. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Allah Akbar:happy

    Let the Boxing Jihad Begin!!:fire:smoke
     
    Zakman, Nov 28, 2007
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  10. Carlos Primera

    Carlos Primera Boxing Addict Full Member

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    ayatollah, i have'nt read your opinions on the upcoming hatton-floyd fight. what are you're fatwas regarding the fight? do you think hatton has any chance at all? or are you of the opinion this is gonna be a shutout?
     
    Carlos Primera, Nov 28, 2007
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