ZongLi He vs. Diarh Wigan Gabutan & Li Yiran vs. Joe Booc Tejones RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

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    Round 2

    Yougu is swarming, not looking to get lulled into the same idiosyncratic rhythm as in the first, attacking in awkward bursts, throwing uppercuts and overhands and then shuffling aside to reset before Ontha can line up any straight counters. Ontha is still wearing a smirk and executing some daredevil upper-body movement at mid-range, going into a deep sideways lean and trying to poke the body with a 1-2, until Yougu finds his face with a crashing right and suddenly Ontha is at full attention, on alert. Yougu is pumping a jab into the air, not scoring with it but herding Ontha around the ring. Ontha drops into a low squat and comes up with a rocketing left to ambush Yougu walking in. Yougu eats another counter left and misses a left hook as Ontha ducks. One more left for Ontha, and Yougu lands a right hand at the bell as Ontha is pulling straight back with his hands down.

    10-9 Yougu

    19-19
     
  2. IntentionalButt

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    Round 3

    Yougu is using the patented "Wladimir Klitschko mid-career jab", leaving the left arm held out straight and piking it toward Ontha's face, then delivering the right hand when he gets him backing up in a straight line or near a corner. Yougu is getting countered with lefts, mostly downstairs, but walking through everything, not giving Ontha's power any respect, cutting the ring off and jogging in place at times to keep the blood flowing and extremities limbered up when Ontha creates too much distance. Yougu is feinting his jab but not committing to it, unless Ontha punches first and then using the jab to deflect Ontha's blows, scattering his fists and creating a lane for the right. Yougu grazes him with one at the bell.

    10-9 Yougu, close

    29-28 Yougu
     
  3. IntentionalButt

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    Round 4

    Yougu is chopping with the right, keeping a high guard to screen out the up-jabs from Ontha who remains in a low crouch. Ontha's body shots having no effect on Yougu, not slowing him down in the slightest. Yougu is pushing down his left jab to intercept Ontha's right. Yougu is catching jabs on his forearms walking in, then swatting at the head with hooks and missing as Ontha sinks even lower. Yougu ducks a left hand and comes up banging with a right on the face, catching Ontha square. Ontha backs away, pecking with pot shot right jabs from the hip. Yougu is playing possum, backing up, letting Ontha get confident. Suddenly body shots from Yougu, big flurry! Overhands, chopping all over the face, Ontha hurt! Yougu exploding on him at the ten-second clap, Ontha just trying to hang on until the bell, bent over, shelled up, butt against the ropes. BOMBS AWAY FROM YOUGU! Ref waves it off.

    TKO4!!
     
  4. IntentionalButt

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    Damn that was dramatic AF.
     
  5. IntentionalButt

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    Did you see that one, @Somachenko? If not you should!
     
  6. IntentionalButt

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    ZongLi He vs. Diarh Wigan Gabutan, 10 rounds @ super flyweight
     
  7. IntentionalButt

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    China has such an imperious anthem. Get over yourselves, dudes! :lol:
     
  8. IntentionalButt

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    Round 1

    Gabutan is falling in jabbing the body, loses balance and grabs onto He. Gabutan is throwing wild 1-2s from outside, falling into clinches. Gabutan is following, He hanging back and hugging the ropes. Gabutan jabs into the armpit and pushes through a left cross, blocked on the right forearm of He as he leverages himself away. He is caught with a cat's-paw left inside. He goes into a Philly shell and starts walking forward, left arm wrapped around his waist, right glove nestled up behind his chin. He is flicking up jabs at Gabutan, walking him into the ropes. Gabutan nervously jumps in and hacks with hands, caught midair, tied up and spun around. Ref orders a break. Gabutan is shifting his weight between his feet, rollicking backward & forth, trying right hooks but getting needled with pull-counter rights by He.

    10-9 He, very cagey and sometimes messy opener.
     
  9. IntentionalButt

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    Round 2

    He is carving up Gabutan with jabs from outside, then enveloping him in awkward snares with his long skinny arms. Gabutan is cut by the left eye. Time out to check it. Quite a long time actually. Time in. Gabutan is unable to get a shot in edgewise as He plays a lengthy game of jab & grab. Huge swings taken by Gabutan with right hooks and left crosses lunging in from outside. He just dancing around him, using very quick footwork, in and & out as well as sweeping out in semicircles before changing directions or coming in with quick straight flurries or right jabs up top followed by left uppercuts on the belt line - sometimes meant to score and sometimes pretenses for a clinch. He down, slip. He keeps flurrying and uppercutting off the jab from range, keeping Gabutan on the outside.

    10-9 He

    20-18 He
     
  11. IntentionalButt

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    You know eventually we're going to hit the wall of a per-post character limit impose by the Xenforo software, and from that day forward every time people say "Hey! What am I chopped liver?!" we're going to have to be like "yes. Chopped liver is exactly what you are, sorry..." :lol:
     
  12. IntentionalButt

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    Round 3

    Gabutan is starting to crowd He, spamming a left hand into the lower jaw & throat, not caring if he is met with the wrist or knuckle pad of He's right glove, or his shoulder instead. Gabutan just firing away, over and over, getting He to back into the ropes where he's caught a few times. He unable to establish control with his jab, forced into desperate measures, finally sweeping out long rights and then flurrying to push Gabutan against the ropes. The offensive burst is short-lived and He returns to his comfort zone on the outside, circling in the Philly shell. Gabutan is relentless, allowing him little comfort in said zone, pressuring, left hands behind the lead right hook, at best grazing but forcing He to run.

    10-9 Gabutan

    29-28 He
     
  13. IntentionalButt

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    ...and there is where the OP stream cuts off. :/

    Going to check out the first of the pair of alternate links Soma posted, hopefully can watch & score the rest.
     
  14. IntentionalButt

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    Round 4

    Gabutan is walking He down, very confident, standing up tall as he stalks and repeatedly finds a home for the straight right. He is on the run, landing some flush backfoot counters sending beads of sweat flying off Gabutan's face but unable to deter him, Gabutan disdainful of his power. Gabutan is bossing the ring generalship aspect of the game even if He's defensive instincts are limiting his clean effective punching. He landing cleaner and prettier shots but nowhere close to enough.

    10-9 Gabutan

    38-38