iron chin testing

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  1. sean123

    sean123 New Member Full Member

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    does anyone know how to test yourself for an iron chin besides gettig punched hard like is there anyone yo can see of can you get tested by someone?
     
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    Yeh my friend, a railway sleeper fell on my head, and it was the wood that cracked not my cranuim. Iron chin certified. :deal
     
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    LondonRingRules Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Metal detector.
     
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    sean123 New Member Full Member

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    Can i have some serious answers please those were funny but im serious
     
  5. dan4579

    dan4579 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Yes. They have a testing facility in downtown Philadelphia. It's super high tech and the process has been peer reviewed and fully accepted.
    They strap you to a gurney and hit you in the ducking face with precise, power measured robotic punches from all different angles. Some you see coming, some you don't as they place a blindfold on for stage 2 of the test. Stage 3 you get flurried with full force, Mercer-Morrison style until you are dead.
    This way, your family gets a fully accurate summation of exactly where your chin stood. They also go the extra mile and do an HIV test. That way they can determine if the final flurry was such a shock to your system that your body spontaneously developed AIDS, which has only happened once in known history.
     
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    did mercer give morrison aids then? :think
     
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  8. sean123

    sean123 New Member Full Member

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    Hahaha is everyone on this forum a bunch of sarcastic joksters
     
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    dan4579 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I've never heard of, nor could I imagine, a safe or legit test to determine how much force it takes to knock out, concuss or daze a particular person. So, unless there is some crazy new secret method, the short answer is NO.

    The fatal Philadelphia method is the only known test, but I would avoid that one :goo
     
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    dan4579 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Due to medical privacy laws, that information is not available to the public, but yes he certainly did:deal
     
  11. sean123

    sean123 New Member Full Member

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    what the hell is the philidelphia method ive never heard about not saying i want to do it i just want to research it unless its a joke
     
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  13. dan4579

    dan4579 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Yes, it is just a joke. Fortunately, they do not do a task in Philadelphia where they use robot arms to punch you to death to determine how much of a punch you can take, nor do they test if these punches actually spontaneously cause aids
     
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    :rofl
     
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    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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