A message from Mr Deontay 'Still the champ' Wilder...

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  1. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    I filled my previous notebook,
    With reasons for that draw,
    If you'd like some more excuses,
    You'll love what's now in store,

    You may have heard I fought a guy,
    On Saturday that's right,
    But don't y'all listen to those fools,
    Who say I lost the fight,

    Bronze Bomber is a warrior,
    The man who'd never yield,
    I'll never leave that ring you see,
    Unless it's on my shield,

    Alas there was an evil plot,
    Many involved it seems,
    To deprive the bomber of his belt,
    And crush his hopes and dreams,

    Mark Breland is the ringleader,
    I thought he was my friend,
    But when he threw the towel in,
    That friendship had to end,

    Then there is my tailor,
    Who made my special suit,
    That weighed more than the pyramids,
    So I could barely move my boot,

    Fury's not blameless in this,
    That man's an utter cheat,
    He moved too fast for me to punch,
    As I couldn't move my feet,

    In any case what business had,
    Fury a boxing master,
    Fighting me the Bronze Bomber,
    A Boxing skill disaster,

    So remember that I'm still the champ,
    No matter what they say,
    Cause I'm the one that wears daft clothes,
    And bellows 'TO THIS DAY',

    And if you've been a fan of mine,
    Consider that result faulty,
    And even though you'll sound a chump,
    By all means remain salty,
     
  2. Aydamn

    Aydamn Dillian Da Dissappointment Full Member

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  3. OvidsExile

    OvidsExile At a minimum, a huckleberry over your persimmon. Full Member

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    You just get better and better man. Salute.
     
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  4. timeout

    timeout Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    To this day baby Holler. Just keep banging those amazing poems.
     
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  5. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    Credit to Wilder for this one, I'm just passing on his words
     
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  6. MrTombourineMan

    MrTombourineMan Торрейра хорошо. Full Member

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    I've seen Max knock Wilder aplenty, and have usually liked the post to boot because he's a funny ****er. He's not a Wilder fan in the slightest, he just doesn't like or rate Whyte.
     
  7. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    To all my proud Bomb Nation,
    I send you my love,
    Thanks for coming up with,
    The excuse of the glove,

    I was having a tantrum,
    But Y'all set my soul free,
    Now I know that I lost,
    To a conspiracy,

    Now I've told my poor trainers,
    Ain't no need to learn squat,
    Why should I bother boxing,
    When this power I got,

    So I've triggered the rematch,
    And made clear my demands,
    When they put on his gloves,
    Watch where he puts his hands,
     
  8. chico g

    chico g What are you staring at Mr Trump?! hahaha! Full Member

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    You stole that material from the bomb squad didn't you?
     
  9. Ted Stickles

    Ted Stickles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    If the glove doesn’t fit
    My corner gonna quit


    D.Wilder
     
  10. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    I looked for an excuse,
    But the cupboard was bare :(
    Would I have to admit,
    I lost fair and square?

    Not if the Bronze Bomber's
    Fans show me their love,
    And make up a new one,
    The 'no hand in glove'

    Now some of y'all said,
    My excuses were lame,
    That my quest for excuses,
    Had brought me to shame,

    But not my Bomb Nation,
    For this is the thing,
    When it comes to excuses,
    They know I'm still king,
     
  11. ipitythefool

    ipitythefool Prediction ? Pain Full Member

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    Holler should be the UK poet laureate.
     
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  12. BoxingFacts

    BoxingFacts Member Full Member

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    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's too much weight on his body, his legs are like spaghetti,
     
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