Ajays Sydney Autumn Carnival Lamb Cutlet

CON: Not having Queen Elizabeth II on the back of our coins anymore. There's something about having her head in my pants pocket that I find....quietly erotic. :smooch

You just can't escape the fact that 220 years ago Captain James Cook claimed this fine land of ours in the name of King George III.

I grew up just outside of Bankstown (named after botanist Sir Joseph Banks) who boated it up the nearby Georges River (named of course after King George III) and played with the platypus (named after Sir Joseph Banks' wife's superbly kept *****.

At school I was in the sporting team COOK (again) against Bass, Phillip and Flinders (you can do your own homework there) and as a youngster would venture over to the Sutherland Shire to watch my beloved Western Suburbs Magpies take on the home team, the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks, at Endevour Oval (The Endevour was the name of the contraption the sailed halfway across the world with Cook, Banks, Scurvy and Co. on board.)

Anyone that has taken a trip over to Botany Bay will tell you it's a beautiful place to take the family as it has an aura of Invasion and Anglo supremacy.

....oh, and my middle name is James, as was my father's, but not his father's. James was his first name. He had blue eyes...2 of them.

*For any Aboriginals out there that believe I'm being insensitive I would like to add that my home suburb is Yagoona, which is Aboriginal for "under the stars" The next suburb in the opposite direction of Bankstown is Birrong, which is where I went to high school.

I believe Birrong is Aboriginal for "Beware foreign demon drink" OR "Beer is Wrong for us homies" :nono

 

Why thank you Josey.

Yabbies taste like **** because they're fresh water crayfish and most of our waterways have toxic waste of animal **** from farm runoff...

Alot has changed in 220 years....****ing immigrants.

Hang on, I think that's me.

 

Well that's it isn't it.

Once we lose the Queen we become nothing but the alleyway where the melting pot of mangy dogs come to lay down and die....after giving us rabies.

It reminds every **** that decides to come here who's the landlord and who's the ****ing guest.

****s.

Look, don't get me wrong, my kids are, well....

English, Scotish, Irish, Ukrainian, Norweigian and French if you go back far enough....although they could pass for Hitler Youth if need be.

When I was growing up everything was different. We had our Aussie culture, would say G'day to the guy you passed in the street, even if you didn't know him, and fights were almost always "1 on 1"...no worries about some dirty **** knifing you in the back!

We had our big backyards where we'd play footy or cricket and an Aussie flag in the shed where you'd have a few beers stashed for when mates came over for a BBQ. We'd wear our stubbies (shorts not beer) in summer as we watched Dennis and Thomo bowl out the Kiwis and our trackies in the winter if it was to cold to wear our footy shorts.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE ****ING SMELL OF SOME DIRTY **** COMING FROM THE NEWLY BUILT APARTMENTS WHERE 21 REFUGEES ARE SHACKED UP IN A 2 BEDROOM, THEIR GARBAGE THROWN OUT THE WINDOW BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GIVE A **** ABOUT THEIR NEIGHBOURS WHO NOW HAVE THE AFTERNOON SUN BLOCKED OUT BY A BRICK MONSTROSITY THAT'S BEEN BUILT ON THE LAND WHERE 1 OLD FIBRO HOUSE USED TO STAND....

****S! :twisted:

AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR MOTHER GETTING HER HANDBAG SNATCHED BY SOME JUNKIE THAT WANTS TO BUY HIS HEROIN FROM THE ****ING SCUM FRESH OFF THE BOAT WHO HAVE TURNED SUBURBS INTO AN AUSTRALIAN VERSION OF BEIJING.

****ING ****S :fire

...my chest hurts.... :sad2


*Ajay does not take responsibility for the above post due to the nature of his mentality and the fact that a number of his split personalities suffer psychosis. Any similarities to your religous supreme being including Jebus, Buddah, Mohammad (Ali or the other one) Hare Christna's mum, Adolf Hittler, Saddam Hussain, George.W.Bush or that dude from the Orange People is unintentional and purely coincidental....

 

AUSTRALIAN HORSES READY TO ROLL AT ASCOT BABY

HARADASUN ABOUT TO RUN NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

TAKEOVER TARGET AND MAGNUS AT 12:05AM SYDNEY TIME (ABOUT 45 MINUTES FROM NOW)

TRACK RATED GOOD TO FIRM (WHICH IS DEAD TO GOOD FOR US AUSSIES) WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR OUR CHANCES, ESPECIALLY HARADASUN. MORE IMPORTANTLY THE QUEEN JUST RODE DOWN THE ASCOT STRAIGHT IN HER LITTLE HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE AND SHE LOOKS SUPER HOT !!! As the commentator stated, her "apricot pillow" coloured dress was an outsider in the betting department...but that doesn't matter because SHE'S A RAINBOW OF DELIGHT :hi:

*GUESS MOST OF YOU SORRY MOTHER****ERS ARE IN BED BY NOW DREAMING ABOUT WILLY WONKER'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

 

Haradasun Looks Very Good

Big Plunge On Finsceal Beo

I'm Having A Little Something On the Danehill lad Honoured Guest At 100/1 and a big something on Haradasun

 

:happy HARADASUN WINS :happy

 

Should I put my winnings on HENRYTHENAVIGATOR ???

HELL YEAH !!!

The trainer said this horse is the best miler he has ever had, better than Rock Of Gibraltar, Giant's Causeway, etc, etc, ...I really wish he hadn't.

Now I really am going to go CRUNCH !!!

 

:happy HENRYTHENAVIGATOR WINS :happy

Got plenty of $$$$$$$ for tomorrows big bets;

Canterbury R1 No.2 Mirabeau

Debut runner by Encosta de Lago out of Silver Slipper winner French Braids.

Sandown R3 No.2 Veewap

Debut winner by Lonhro having his 2nd start.

 

Some of my tips sucked but some done okay.

I could have thrown in favourite after favourite and had a better strike rate but I assumed that there ain't any big money punters looking for a tip or two on a boxing website.

For that reason I went wide for a bit of value, so if any of you guys wanted to have a couple of dollars on a longshot.....Some of my 50/1 shots ran placings at better than 10/1 a place. That's as good as a win.

Also need to take into account that I've been giving my tips before I've had a look at how the track's playing. If I go tipping a backmarker at 9:00am I'm hoping that the track don't favour front runners. It's not like I can do a newsflash in between races.

There's a nice Lonhro colt having his first start today at Rosehill named

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