Audley, Just been reading your latest update from your official website: http://www.audleyharrison.com/default.aspx That update was from 22nd October. Listen man, you need to be fighting. You need to be arranging and announcing a boxing match. sincerely, clyde
Dear Audley, Thank you for all the laughs you've given me which, since the demise of Only Fools and Horses, I honestly thought I'd never experience again. Thank you, Lee McCloskey
How dare you accuse me of being an armchair *****. I'll have you know that most people who actually know me would say that I am a ***** almost all of the time and not just when I'm sat in my chair abusing professional boxers on the internet whilst eating crisps and drinking cheap beer.
I pity the fool who pricks my armchair, I still owe Brighthouse 2 grand for that 3-Piece-Suite! Stay away from my ****ing couch Audley, I ****ing mean it.