Better All-Around Fighter: Primo Carnera or Riddick Bowe?

It's the all singing, all dancing, Primo Carnera thread.. Back to haunt us.
Lol

 

It's like meeting an old friend again and then remembering why you weren't on good terms with them.

 

6 more years! 6 more years!

 

I'll have to reread this whole thing someday. Off the top of my head this has to be the most iconic thread right? Can't think of anything that comes close.

 

The number of fascinating sources brought to the table is noteworthy, which ever side of the argument you fall on.

 

Primo Carnera brings out the worst of this forum for some reason lmao

 

One day when we are all gone people will look at this when both Bowe and Carnera are considered “Primitive” and your grandson will be on here arguing Blood and iron for their honour.

 

Saint Carnera*

 

Is this the greatest thread in ESB history?

 

I don't really have the time to read through all this, can anybody give me the Cliff Notes for why this seemingly mundane thread topic was able to stretch on for 130 pages?

 

This thread is a legendary occurrence in the annals of ESB history. It has to be fully read and understood in order to know of Saint Primo's canonization and advance in your forum studies.

 

Cool, but also, y'know, it's 130 pages and I have a lot of books to read as it is

 

Don't worry. Saint Primo is always here. Waiting...

 

Where the **** have you been?

 

Praying to Preem.

On a serious note, I've just been plodding through life and lost interest in this place for a while due to the repetitive threads. I didn't even realise my last post was basically 2 years ago