Calzaghe announces next 3 fights!

mdulik · Nov 9, 2008

DaHead242 said:

Joe is actually waiting on Jesus Christ to return to the earth so Joe could challenge him. Calzaghe's knows that Christ doesn't have good hands anymore. Christ may win the first 3 or 4 rounds, but Calzaghe dominates him late.
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Dude, be very careful what you say. This post was neither funny or called for. I happen to be a boxing fan, but I am a christian first and posts like this are unwarented.

Scar · Nov 9, 2008

djrock247 said:

Welsh sensation Joe Calzaghe has officially announced that he will make a run at Rocky Marciano's iconic 49-0 record. His recent wins over the legendary Roy Jones Jr. and perennial champion Bernard Hopkins were merely icing on a cake that already included names like Peter Manfredo Jr. and Tocker Pudwill.

Calzaghe has no doubt stepped up to "stiffer" competition in his last 2 bouts and he will continue to add LEGENDARY names to his resume with his next 3 fights.

First up is light heavyweight legend Dwight Muhammad Qawi who at 55 years old is still plenty spry. They say that punching power is the last thing to go. Well, that and control of your bowels.

Second in line is none other than Michael Spinks. While we last saw Spinks at Mike Tyson's feet back in '88 rumor has it that he's been training and the 20 year period of inactivity has served him well.

Last but not least, in his 49th and final bout the opponent for the historic record tying bout will be The Old Mongoose, Archie Moore! Now I know what you're saying, "didn't he die?" Well leave it to Super Joe Calzaghe to achieve the impossible. Enzo Calzaghe has already arranged for the remains of Archie Moore to be exhumed for the December 25, 2009 showdown. Moore's corpse will be dangled from the rafters to the center of the ring where Calzaghe will slap it and dance for 12 uneventful rounds on his way to his 49th victory.

A resume that includes not only Roy Jones Jr. and Bernard Hopkins, but ALSO Spinks, Qawi & Moore will leave the Americans NO CHOICE but to acknowledge Joe Calzaghe as the official "legend killer" and the undisputed G.O.A.T.
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angelos · Nov 9, 2008

:rofl :rofl :rofl
this brought tears to my eyes. Damn funny.

djrock247 · Nov 9, 2008

angelos said:

:rofl :rofl :rofl
this brought tears to my eyes. Damn funny.
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To the clown that replied "FAIL" earlier...

somebody likes my stuff!

fatcity · Nov 9, 2008

mdulik said:

Dude, be very careful what you say. This post was neither funny or called for. I happen to be a boxing fan, but I am a christian first and posts like this are unwarented.
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Chill dude.Take it to the lounge to profess your religious beliefs.This is the BOXING forum.STFU if you can't take a joke.

Ambition_Def · Nov 9, 2008

IMO he's making a big mistake but we'll see. There is a curse on that record.

Oops.

Axe · Nov 9, 2008

djrock247 said:

Welsh sensation Joe Calzaghe has officially announced that he will make a run at Rocky Marciano's iconic 49-0 record. His recent wins over the legendary Roy Jones Jr. and perennial champion Bernard Hopkins were merely icing on a cake that already included names like Peter Manfredo Jr. and Tocker Pudwill.

Calzaghe has no doubt stepped up to "stiffer" competition in his last 2 bouts and he will continue to add LEGENDARY names to his resume with his next 3 fights.

First up is light heavyweight legend Dwight Muhammad Qawi who at 55 years old is still plenty spry. They say that punching power is the last thing to go. Well, that and control of your bowels.

Second in line is none other than Michael Spinks. While we last saw Spinks at Mike Tyson's feet back in '88 rumor has it that he's been training and the 20 year period of inactivity has served him well.

Last but not least, in his 49th and final bout the opponent for the historic record tying bout will be The Old Mongoose, Archie Moore! Now I know what you're saying, "didn't he die?" Well leave it to Super Joe Calzaghe to achieve the impossible. Enzo Calzaghe has already arranged for the remains of Archie Moore to be exhumed for the December 25, 2009 showdown. Moore's corpse will be dangled from the rafters to the center of the ring where Calzaghe will slap it and dance for 12 uneventful rounds on his way to his 49th victory.

A resume that includes not only Roy Jones Jr. and Bernard Hopkins, but ALSO Spinks, Qawi & Moore will leave the Americans NO CHOICE but to acknowledge Joe Calzaghe as the official "legend killer" and the undisputed G.O.A.T.
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Ah, Mike Spinks eh.

Good choice by Joe Cal, that is a top 5 all-time LHW there. :good

Jbuz · Nov 9, 2008

mdulik said:

Dude, be very careful what you say. This post was neither funny or called for. I happen to be a boxing fan, but I am a christian first and posts like this are unwarented.
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Wow... lighten the **** up.

Soriano · Nov 9, 2008

I thought Pacland has the monopoly of this kind of thread.

D_knowsboxing · Nov 9, 2008

:rofl:rofl:rofl

I'm waiting on the calslappy fans to get in this one...

BTW, I heard Joe is in talks with Muhammad Ali... They are close on the deal.

boxingwizard · Nov 9, 2008

Good luck to Joe if he decides to make a run for Marciano's record, because Fate hasn't been on the side of those that have wanted to, Larry Holmes and Darius Michalszcewski(sp.?) weren't treated so well, neither was Brian Nielsen to a lesser extent.

SAS2 · Nov 9, 2008

djrock247 said:

Welsh sensation Joe Calzaghe has officially announced that he will make a run at Rocky Marciano's iconic 49-0 record. His recent wins over the legendary Roy Jones Jr. and perennial champion Bernard Hopkins were merely icing on a cake that already included names like Peter Manfredo Jr. and Tocker Pudwill.

Calzaghe has no doubt stepped up to "stiffer" competition in his last 2 bouts and he will continue to add LEGENDARY names to his resume with his next 3 fights.

First up is light heavyweight legend Dwight Muhammad Qawi who at 55 years old is still plenty spry. They say that punching power is the last thing to go. Well, that and control of your bowels.

Second in line is none other than Michael Spinks. While we last saw Spinks at Mike Tyson's feet back in '88 rumor has it that he's been training and the 20 year period of inactivity has served him well.

Last but not least, in his 49th and final bout the opponent for the historic record tying bout will be The Old Mongoose, Archie Moore! Now I know what you're saying, "didn't he die?" Well leave it to Super Joe Calzaghe to achieve the impossible. Enzo Calzaghe has already arranged for the remains of Archie Moore to be exhumed for the December 25, 2009 showdown. Moore's corpse will be dangled from the rafters to the center of the ring where Calzaghe will slap it and dance for 12 uneventful rounds on his way to his 49th victory.

A resume that includes not only Roy Jones Jr. and Bernard Hopkins, but ALSO Spinks, Qawi & Moore will leave the Americans NO CHOICE but to acknowledge Joe Calzaghe as the official "legend killer" and the undisputed G.O.A.T.
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your a bitter, hurt moron aren't you. joe did your boy and now you are hurting. let it go, roy did.:deal

timgentry · Nov 9, 2008

sinosleep said:

Trust me, Calzaghe wants to part of Washington.

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oh my god that was funny....... :good

TheGreat · Nov 9, 2008

djrock247 said:

Welsh sensation Joe Calzaghe has officially announced that he will make a run at Rocky Marciano's iconic 49-0 record. His recent wins over the legendary Roy Jones Jr. and perennial champion Bernard Hopkins were merely icing on a cake that already included names like Peter Manfredo Jr. and Tocker Pudwill.

Calzaghe has no doubt stepped up to "stiffer" competition in his last 2 bouts and he will continue to add LEGENDARY names to his resume with his next 3 fights.

First up is light heavyweight legend Dwight Muhammad Qawi who at 55 years old is still plenty spry. They say that punching power is the last thing to go. Well, that and control of your bowels.

Second in line is none other than Michael Spinks. While we last saw Spinks at Mike Tyson's feet back in '88 rumor has it that he's been training and the 20 year period of inactivity has served him well.

Last but not least, in his 49th and final bout the opponent for the historic record tying bout will be The Old Mongoose, Archie Moore! Now I know what you're saying, "didn't he die?" Well leave it to Super Joe Calzaghe to achieve the impossible. Enzo Calzaghe has already arranged for the remains of Archie Moore to be exhumed for the December 25, 2009 showdown. Moore's corpse will be dangled from the rafters to the center of the ring where Calzaghe will slap it and dance for 12 uneventful rounds on his way to his 49th victory.

A resume that includes not only Roy Jones Jr. and Bernard Hopkins, but ALSO Spinks, Qawi & Moore will leave the Americans NO CHOICE but to acknowledge Joe Calzaghe as the official "legend killer" and the undisputed G.O.A.T.
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Slappy fan base: "But but Spinks is only 51, and 55 is still young".....:rofl :rofl :rofl

chimba · Nov 9, 2008

Im a bit late but damn Post of the year

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